Animal Mother is my new board whore

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  • dig420
    Confirmed User
    • May 2001
    • 9240
    #1

    Animal Mother is my new board whore

    he's a 6'2 220 lb MMA fighter. I hired him to patrol the board on my off hours in case theking needs slapped down while I'm sleeping, and to challenge Danza and/or Kimbo to a fight. I don't care which one accepts.

    Give him a warm GFY welcome
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    • psili
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 5526
      #2
      Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
      Sorry. I'm an IMDB junky today.
      Your post count means nothing.

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        • Nismo
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 4977
          #3
          Animal Mother: You a photographer?
          Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
          Animal Mother: Well you seen much combat?
          Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
          Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
          Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
          Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
          Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
          Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
          i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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            • dig420
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 9240
              #4
              lol I've seen that movie several times and never made the connection. I'd say he's more like the machine gunner in the helicopter.

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                • sniperwolf
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 17743
                  #5
                  lol.. nice one...
                  ~Accepting design works~

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                    • CybermedAndy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 4170
                      #6
                      He fought in any shows?

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