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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    Zuzana In Here NOW!

    Sing to the tune of "Oh Susanna":
    --------------------------------


    It was 3 months to the day we talked, your promises were high,
    since that time I've seen no toon yet,
    i still am not sure why

    Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
    you broke your word time and again,
    now I'll post for all to see.......

    You spoke at length about your work your tone had been cocky,
    Now all I've got is a blank webpage,
    Oh my lawds mercy......

    Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
    you broke your word time and again,
    now I'll post for all to see.......

    Teh BoyAlley does much business with many many bloke,
    Now you've gone and pissed me off,
    I hope that you go broke.........

    Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
    you broke your word time and again,
    now I'll post for all to see.......
  • jact
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 9134

    #2
    Shocking, no way Zuzana would ever miss a deadline! I bet it's your fault though, it's always someone elses fault. Maybe a rat ate your toon? Maybe the outsourced employee got typhoid? Maybe she just hates gay people?
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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053

      #3
      This thread makes my elbow itch
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      • tranza
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        • Jun 2003
        • 57559

        #4
        Lol, nice one...
        I'm just a newbie.

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        • tenderobject
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          • Dec 2004
          • 11688

          #5
          who worte that? he is a genius! :P


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          • munki
            Do Fun Shit.
            • Dec 2004
            • 13393

            #6

            If ever it was appropriate...





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            • HorseShit
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 17513

              #7
              more Zuzana dramas, she's starting to look a lot more like a fucking

              SCAMMER

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Originally posted by tenderobject
                who worte that? he is a genius! :P
                Uhm, I wrote it, and if that's your standard for geniusness

                I get bored sometimes. Unfortunately for Zuzana she happened to be on my bad side when it happened.

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ice
                  This thread makes my elbow itch

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                  • PussyTeenies
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                    • Feb 2005
                    • 6496

                    #10
                    rofl!!!!!!!!
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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      while I am quite satisfied with the product she provided me, I would go with Bluewire for toons

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                      • HorseShit
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 17513

                        #12
                        wow that toon is great work

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                        • Magix
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                          • Jun 2006
                          • 2616

                          #13
                          great toon, nice song... but i listen to fortminor
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                          • stickyfingerz
                            Doin fine
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24984

                            #14

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                            • the alchemist
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 3271

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              while I am quite satisfied with the product she provided me, I would go with Bluewire for toons

                              Damn that's a nice toon indeed... is this Celine Dion on the far right?
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                              • GrouchyAdmin
                                Now choke yourself!
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 12085

                                #16
                                Originally posted by the alchemist
                                Damn that's a nice toon indeed... is this Celine Dion on the far right?
                                Moreover, Garcia looks so lifelike.

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                                • DutchTeenCash
                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 21684

                                  #17
                                  oh snap another zuzana didnt deliver thread

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                                  • fris
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 55750

                                    #18
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                                    • BoyAlley
                                      So Fucking Gay
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by thinkx
                                      oh snap another zuzana didnt deliver thread
                                      GURL you know it and this one even rhymes! *snap*snap*snap*

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                                      • Rochard
                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 75733

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ice
                                        This thread makes my elbow itch
                                        There's a medicated cream for that kind of problem you know.
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                                        • FreeHugeMovies
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 14141

                                          #21
                                          LOL this made my day BoyAlley

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by the alchemist
                                            Damn that's a nice toon indeed... is this Celine Dion on the far right?
                                            No Canadians were harmed in the creation of that toon. That is Extreme Holly.

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                                            • Ice
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 26053

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                              There's a medicated cream for that kind of problem you know.
                                              Can you give it to me when you are done with it?
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                                              • BoyAlley
                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 19714

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                No Canadians were harmed in the creation of that toon.

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                                                • Zuzana Designs
                                                  All Your Design Needs
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 20901

                                                  #25
                                                  ok boyalley you did indeed order a toon and I have showed you the sketch that is being worked on just a few weeks ago ... I asked for no money down from you on this as well ... I guess this means you don't want the toon ??

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                                                  • NoWhErE
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                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 10583

                                                    #26
                                                    Seems like a few well known companies have been slacking lately...
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                                                    • REßEL
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 155

                                                      #27
                                                      When oh when will you peeps learn.. Warning after warning has been posted.

                                                      I'm now at the stage of if you hire her/him/it you deserve to get ripped off.
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                                                      • spasmo
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                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 2678

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                        It was 3 months to the day we talked, your promises were high,
                                                        Three months? WTF? I ordered a toon from Machinegun Kelly yesterday, he's really busy, yet he's going to have it done for me either tonight or tomorrow.

                                                        How do I know he'll be on time? Endless list of recommendations from friends.

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                                                        • Zuzana Designs
                                                          All Your Design Needs
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 20901

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by REßEL
                                                          When oh when will you peeps learn.. Warning after warning has been posted.

                                                          I'm now at the stage of if you hire her/him/it you deserve to get ripped off.
                                                          There was no money involved that was ripped off.

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                                                          • Twisted Dave
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 3635

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                            ok boyalley you did indeed order a toon and I have showed you the sketch that is being worked on just a few weeks ago ... I asked for no money down from you on this as well ... I guess this means you don't want the toon ??
                                                            3 months tho!? Isn't that a tad long? I delay VERY occassionally... a few days at most if NEED be for various reasons (any normal human being has occasssssional issues)... but 3 months?! SHIT! LOL...



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                                                            • aico
                                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 14748

                                                              #31
                                                              It's a toss up between Zuzana and Epass threads lately.

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                                                              • Twisted Dave
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 3635

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                There was no money involved that was ripped off.
                                                                Is that the point? He ordered the toon for a project. Hence money IS involved. He could be waiting around losing cash.


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                                                                • TurboAngel
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                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 30122

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                  Sing to the tune of "Oh Susanna":
                                                                  --------------------------------


                                                                  It was 3 months to the day we talked, your promises were high,
                                                                  since that time I've seen no toon yet,
                                                                  i still am not sure why

                                                                  Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
                                                                  you broke your word time and again,
                                                                  now I'll post for all to see.......

                                                                  You spoke at length about your work your tone had been cocky,
                                                                  Now all I've got is a blank webpage,
                                                                  Oh my lawds mercy......

                                                                  Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
                                                                  you broke your word time and again,
                                                                  now I'll post for all to see.......

                                                                  Teh BoyAlley does much business with many many bloke,
                                                                  Now you've gone and pissed me off,
                                                                  I hope that you go broke.........

                                                                  Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
                                                                  you broke your word time and again,
                                                                  now I'll post for all to see.......




                                                                  OMG you just made me laugh soooooooo hard LOL



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                                                                  • Screaming
                                                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 18972

                                                                    #34
                                                                    going to watch football now

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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Screaming
                                                                      going to watch football now

                                                                      That's so butch!

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                                                                      • baddog
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                        ok boyalley you did indeed order a toon and I have showed you the sketch that is being worked on just a few weeks ago ... I asked for no money down from you on this as well ... I guess this means you don't want the toon ??
                                                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                        That's so butch!

                                                                        Doesn't she deserve a response?

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                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 19714

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                          Doesn't she deserve a response?
                                                                          She's been promising me the toon for 3 months now. After not hearing from her for a looong time, I msg her few weeks ago (the last time there was Zuzana drama on the board) and she came to me with a sketch and said she'd have it colored and finished within 2 days.

                                                                          I don't think it's a matter of whether or not I want the toon. It's a matter of me never going to actually get it......

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                                                                          • squishypimp
                                                                            PostMaster General
                                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                                            • 10781

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                            while I am quite satisfied with the product she provided me, I would go with Bluewire for toons

                                                                            thats really good baddog

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                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992

                                                                              #39

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                                                                              • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Apr 2001
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                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • dissipate
                                                                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                  • 8904

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                  Sing to the tune of "Oh Susanna":
                                                                                  --------------------------------


                                                                                  It was 3 months to the day we talked, your promises were high,
                                                                                  since that time I've seen no toon yet,
                                                                                  i still am not sure why

                                                                                  Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
                                                                                  you broke your word time and again,
                                                                                  now I'll post for all to see.......

                                                                                  You spoke at length about your work your tone had been cocky,
                                                                                  Now all I've got is a blank webpage,
                                                                                  Oh my lawds mercy......

                                                                                  Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
                                                                                  you broke your word time and again,
                                                                                  now I'll post for all to see.......

                                                                                  Teh BoyAlley does much business with many many bloke,
                                                                                  Now you've gone and pissed me off,
                                                                                  I hope that you go broke.........

                                                                                  Oooooooh Zuzana, now don't you cry to me,
                                                                                  you broke your word time and again,
                                                                                  now I'll post for all to see.......
                                                                                  Grapefruit juice just came out of my nose.

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                                                                                  • REßEL
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 155

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                                    There was no money involved that was ripped off.
                                                                                    You missed part of the sentence. A comma and the two words "this time" ;)
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                                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 19714

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                                      Grapefruit juice just came out of my nose.
                                                                                      IT BURNS IT BURNS!

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                                                                                      • squishygimp
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                                                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                                                        • 140

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I am leaving

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                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 28735

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Post the toon when/if you get it
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                                                                                          • BitAudioVideo
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                                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                                            • 1246

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by toonpornblog
                                                                                            Moreover, Garcia looks so lifelike.
                                                                                            i almost scrolled right by that comment =]
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                                                                                            • Slick
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 7338

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I had Zuzana do a tgp design for me and it did take quite a while for it to be finished due to the excuse that she had to wait for her toon man to do his part.

                                                                                              Even though, it did take some time, she DID get the finished product to me and I was more than satisfied with it. Then again, it's been 3 months for you.

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                                                                                              • MaddCaz
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                the mad finger, the middle!

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                                                                                                • fris
                                                                                                  I have to go potty
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 55750

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Slick
                                                                                                  I had Zuzana do a tgp design for me and it did take quite a while for it to be finished due to the excuse that she had to wait for her toon man to do his part.

                                                                                                  Even though, it did take some time, she DID get the finished product to me and I was more than satisfied with it. Then again, it's been 3 months for you.
                                                                                                  took a look at some of your new site ;) looking sweet ;)
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                                                                                                  • Slick
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                                    • 7338

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Fris
                                                                                                    took a look at some of your new site ;) looking sweet ;)
                                                                                                    Thanks man

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