Dear Jerry,
I am writing to you to clear a few things up.
First off, you were quoted as saying that I promote a lifestyle that goes against your beliefs. If promoting peace and acceptance is wrong, then I don't want to be "right".
It seems like you think I have a gay agenda, but I am not a gay man, although I have been reading about sexuality, and think that I might be a lesbian, because I like to do all of the things that lesbians do.
Now you seem to have trouble understanding the Bible. Let's clear things up here. In Exodus 31:15 it says to kill anyone who works on saturday (the sabbath). This is in the bible. There are three explanations for this:
1. God wants us to kill anyone who works on saturday.
2. God wanted us (at some point in time) to kill anyone who works on saturday.
3. The bible was written by men to control the behavior of others.
Guess which one is the choice of most Americans?
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