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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    guaranteed way to win brownie points with your woman...

    ...make the bed once in a while in the morning, lol, surprise her


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  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053

    #2
    Ohhhhh Izzzzzzzzzy getting all domestic
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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053

      #3
      Hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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      • sickkittens
        I am a meat popsicle.
        • Jul 2002
        • 25100

        #4
        That won't work for me.

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        • Kevsh
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 8619

          #5
          Originally posted by iceicebaby
          Ohhhhh Izzzzzzzzzy getting all domestic
          Exactly, what's next? Child-rearing tips???


          Btw, good tip!

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Does she make you rub her feet and do the dishes?

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            • GiantGnome
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 4344

              #7
              You ungrateful little cat licker! What are you trying to do, ruin me? It took me years to get my wife use to the idea I wasnt going to make a bed. Now you want to come here and change things after 19 years?
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              • MandyBlake
                The one and only!
                • Nov 2002
                • 17761

                #8
                amen!!! that would be great!
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                • GiantGnome
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4344

                  #9
                  Originally posted by spunky
                  Does she make you rub her feet and do the dishes?

                  will you guys be quiet already?!? man i swear.......
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                  • GiantGnome
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4344

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MandyBlake
                    amen!!! that would be great!
                    NOT!!!!!
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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by iceicebaby
                      Ohhhhh Izzzzzzzzzy getting all domestic


                      ice!!!!!!!!!!! my cock is massssssssssssssssssssssssssssive


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                      • Ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26053

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MrIzzz


                        ice!!!!!!!!!!! my cock is massssssssssssssssssssssssssssive

                        Lucky Juicy let you use his Fastsize.....
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                        • MrIzzz
                          If u touch it, I will cum
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22923

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kevsh
                          Exactly, what's next? Child-rearing tips???


                          Btw, good tip!


                          pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaase dont say the C-word, lol. i pray that i can hold off a few years before having any little Izzzzzzz's running around


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                          • MrIzzz
                            If u touch it, I will cum
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 22923

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GiantGnome
                            You ungrateful little cat licker! What are you trying to do, ruin me? It took me years to get my wife use to the idea I wasnt going to make a bed. Now you want to come here and change things after 19 years?


                            i apologize.


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                            • GiantGnome
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4344

                              #15
                              LAZY HUSBANDS UNITE!
                              NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                amen!!! that would be great!


                                before i got married i made my bed maybe once a week, only when i changed the sheets, lol.


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                                • MrIzzz
                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 22923

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                  Lucky Juicy let you use his Fastsize.....

                                  brad sent me one as a gift when he was trying to seduce me


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                                  • sonofsam
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 18648

                                    #18
                                    izz you know you're leaving your self wide open for some comment like

                                    "stop posting on adult webmaster boards, and take up tap dancing" or something to that degree... if i wasn't so tired, and had some witty things to say... i would strike... but i have nothing to say

                                    so heres a picture of a raccoon

                                    I like turtles.

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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                      LAZY HUSBANDS UNITE!


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                                      • GiantGnome
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 4344

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                        i apologize.
                                        i forgive you.
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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                          izz you know you're leaving your self wide open for some comment like

                                          "stop posting on adult webmaster boards, and take up tap dancing" or something to that degree... if i wasn't so tired, and had some witty things to say... i would strike... but i have nothing to say

                                          so heres a picture of a raccoon

                                          i love canadia

                                          lol, u should see what my friends put me through everyday when they call me...believe me, gfy could never be as ruthless as them


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                                          • Pete-KT
                                            Workin With The Devil
                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 51532

                                            #22
                                            nice tip izzz hows marriage

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                                            • sniperwolf
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 17743

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                              ...make the bed once in a while in the morning, lol, surprise her
                                              that's so sweet... I'd bang you all night for that!
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                                              • Sassy Girl
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 410

                                                #24
                                                That wouldn't win any brownie points with me. I'd just say "its about time you did something useful, now go do the dishes."

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                                                • GiantGnome
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 4344

                                                  #25
                                                  Allow me to fill in for Sonofsam

                                                  So Izzy, how was Oprah? Dont tell me you didnt watch it. We all know your new wife has you watching Oprah and shopping for pillow cases. Dont look now but tomorrow she will having you signing up for Oprahs book of the month club.
                                                  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                  • Spunky
                                                    I need a beer
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133978

                                                    #26
                                                    Izzz buys his womans tampons

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                                                    • wallst
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 1621

                                                      #27
                                                      dude, i thought all you had to do was this to get more pussy:

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                                                      • GiantGnome
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 4344

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by spunky
                                                        Izzz buys his woman tampons
                                                        YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU DEAD??????
                                                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22923

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                          nice tip izzz hows marriage
                                                          so far so good life has new meaning to me


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                                                          • MrIzzz
                                                            If u touch it, I will cum
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 22923

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sniperwolf
                                                            that's so sweet... I'd bang you all night for that!
                                                            i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman,


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                                                            • GiantGnome
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 4344

                                                              #31
                                                              When my wife and I are grocery shopping, the second she puts a box of those in the cart, I stop walking next to her.
                                                              NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 22923

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Sassy Girl
                                                                That wouldn't win any brownie points with me. I'd just say "its about time you did something useful, now go do the dishes."


                                                                MrIzzz don't do dishes nor windows


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                                                                • sniperwolf
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 17743

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                                  LAZY HUSBANDS UNITE!
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                                                                  • MrIzzz
                                                                    If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 22923

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                                    Allow me to fill in for Sonofsam

                                                                    So Izzy, how was Oprah? Dont tell me you didnt watch it. We all know your new wife has you watching Oprah and shopping for pillow cases. Dont look now but tomorrow she will having you signing up for Oprahs book of the month club.

                                                                    homooooooooooooooooooooooo, lol

                                                                    actually, my wife hates all that garbage. she isnt into those kind of shows, which pisses me off since i cant live without my General Hospital


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                                                                    • MrIzzz
                                                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22923

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by spunky
                                                                      Izzz buys his womans tampons
                                                                      spunky's just jealous because i wont talk gay to him on icq anymore


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                                                                      • GiantGnome
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 4344

                                                                        #36
                                                                        People you are really killing me here. No my wife doesnt read the board.
                                                                        SHE DOESNT HAVE TO!!!!!!

                                                                        After being married for so long, wives pick up on such things. They are psychic in a weird ooooowieeeeoooooo oo oo twilight zone kinda way.

                                                                        Im doomed I tell ya.. DOOMEDDDDDDD!!!
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                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 18648

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                          i love canadia

                                                                          lol, u should see what my friends put me through everyday when they call me...believe me, gfy could never be as ruthless as them
                                                                          izz.... what do you mean you're going to the washroom?

                                                                          izz:.. what do you mean?

                                                                          here.. take this....

                                                                          izz: what do you want me to do with your cell?

                                                                          ...dude... you forgot to ask your wife

                                                                          sorry.. i'm that bored
                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                          • digifan
                                                                            The Profiler
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 14618

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                            spunky's just jealous because i wont talk gay to him on icq anymore
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                                                                            • sniperwolf
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 17743

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                              i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman,
                                                                              haha... you bet I am
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                                                                              • munki
                                                                                Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 13393

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Dishes and laundry too... those help.

                                                                                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 107089

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  you should not spoil her so early in the marriage, she will start expecting it

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                                                                                  • MrIzzz
                                                                                    If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 22923

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                    you should not spoil her so early in the marriage, she will start expecting it


                                                                                    truer words have never been spoken.


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                                                                                    • GiantGnome
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 4344

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                      you should not spoil her so early in the marriage, she will start expecting it
                                                                                      Bingo!

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                                                                                      • NTSS
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 5688

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        What if she's still in it?
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                                                                                        • nofx
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 16826

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          go pick her up at the airport and have a flower waiting for her in your passenger seat

                                                                                          Often times I wonder why
                                                                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                          • Ice
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 26053

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                            spunky's just jealous because i wont talk gay to him on icq anymore

                                                                                            roflmao.... spunky is such a biatch
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                                                                                            • GiantGnome
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 4344

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by NTSS
                                                                                              What if she's still in it?
                                                                                              and theres duct tape and a hammer and nails on the bed stand? yeah yeah keep talking, i think i see where this is going.
                                                                                              NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                • 22923

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by NTSS
                                                                                                What if she's still in it?


                                                                                                i think she'll love you even more if you duct tape her mouth and hands as well


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                                                                                                • MrIzzz
                                                                                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 22923

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                  go pick her up at the airport and have a flower waiting for her in your passenger seat
                                                                                                  thats HOT


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                                                                                                  • Sosa
                                                                                                    In Tushy Land
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 40149

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    izzy you're just getting trained that is all.

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