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BoyAlley · 10-13-2006, 10:02 PM

Teh BoyAlley's Latest "Public Service" Project Needs YOUR Help!

Ok so we raised $5,000 for the Ray Guhn defense fund. GREAT!
Ok so we raised $14,000 for the Free Speech Coalition. REALLY GREAT!

Now, it's time to think bigger! And I'm talking bigger than even my penis!
Ok. So that's not very big.....
Ok ok ok. I'm talking BIGGER THAN MY NOSE!

LAWDS MERCY!

Introducing: PornCondoms.com / AdultCondoms.com

The goal? Simple:

1. Provide FREE condoms to porn surfers and educate them on safer sex practices.
2. Generate POSITIVE publicity in mainstream media outlets about the adult entertainment industry.

The adult entertainment industry provides an outlet for adults to explore and enjoy their sexuality in a responsible and healthy manner. As part of that message the industry will be offering FREE CONDOMS and safer sex advice to the public.

I'm not talking 1 little sample condom either. I'm talking 6 free condoms per month per person, and each person is welcome to request an additional 6 free condoms each and every month!

CRIPE MIGHTY THAT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF CONDOMS!
THIS WILL COST LOTS AND LOTS OF MONIES!

GURL you know it will!

I have considerable experience dealing with mainstream media from previous industries that I've been in. This includes dozens and dozens of television appearances, and several thousand newspaper and magazine appearances. I am CONVINCED that this campaign will generate positive press for the industry as a whole, and help to spread our message of the positive impacts of pornography in people's personal lives and relationships. IF, and I stress IF it's perceived as being an effort undertaken by many organizations in the adult industry, and not an individual effort.

That all being said, this project is going to be HUGE. I'll be pitching in time and money but this isn't something that Teh BoyAlley can do alone.

Here's what I need. Who's going to step up to the plate?

I promise in advance this WILL generate huge positive buzz for your company, through-out the adult industry and beyond. cmon Cmon CMON!

1. Womens! I need womens! Cripe.......

I'm looking for thexy female models and their studios willing to create promos for this project that will be used on the site and other sites. This will be non-nude work, and you'll be able to use your stage name in the commercial. Promote free condoms and yourself at the same time!

2. Mens! Show me the Mens!

We'll obviously be recording some commercials cuz I'm gay like that, but any other models and studios interesting in doing a gay version of the promos are more than welcome.

3. Monies! LAWDS MERCY WE NEED MONIES!

Sure you already sponsor a shitload of things, but this is something REALLY cool. Help sponsor PornCondoms.com / AdultCondoms.com! We'll give ya banner space on the site (banners must be non-nude and not TOO explicit, and must link to a warning page), and mention your company in all of our press releases to both the adult industry and mainstream. Your site will also get a nod in the confirmation email that goes out to the free-condom-gatherers. That's thexy.

Your $2,000 / year sponsorship will help us buy a LOT of condoms thanks to our uber bulk order tons-of-loads-of-condoms deals that I'm working up! Want to give us more than $2,000 to help us get started and buy ad space? LAWDS MERCY that's a great idea! We promote you big pimpin style as a founding sponsor!

In addition to the free mainstream PR I'm confident we'll be able to drum up (hey I'm a media whore what can I say); if we can raise enough monies I'm even hoping to buy newspaper, magazine, and television ad spots to help promote the adult industry in a positive light!

That would cost LOTS of monies, so we'll take things 1 step at a time for now.

4. Designers Toons Logos MERCY!

I'll be hiring people to help make this baby a reality, but if anyone wants to donate some time to make banners, toons, logos etc. in exchange for some thexy PR I won't argue with that!

PR in the adult industry in front of webmasters? Yes.
PR in mainstream for your company? Yes.
PR in front of porn buying consumers? Yes.
Massive whorage from BoyAlley Teh Gay Homosexual? Yes.
Get to feel good that your helping to protect people from Teh AIDS? Yes.

Make a postie in here if your company would like to help!
Or hit Teh BoyAlley up on ICQ 325467462!

cmon Cmon CMON!

10-13-2006, 10:02 PM
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Teh BoyAlley's Latest "Public Service" Project Needs YOUR Help! Teh BoyAlley's Latest "Public Service" Project Needs YOUR Help! Ok so we raised $5,000 for the Ray Guhn defense fund. GREAT! Ok so we raised $14,000 for the Free Speech Coalition. REALLY GREAT! Now, it's time to think bigger! And I'm talking bigger than even my penis! Ok. So that's not very big..... Ok ok ok. I'm talking BIGGER THAN MY NOSE! LAWDS MERCY! Introducing: PornCondoms.com / AdultCondoms.com The goal? Simple: 1. Provide FREE condoms to porn surfers and educate them on safer sex practices. 2. Generate POSITIVE publicity in mainstream media outlets about the adult entertainment industry. The adult entertainment industry provides an outlet for adults to explore and enjoy their sexuality in a responsible and healthy manner. As part of that message the industry will be offering FREE CONDOMS and safer sex advice to the public. I'm not talking 1 little sample condom either. I'm talking 6 free condoms per month per person, and each person is welcome to request an additional 6 free condoms each and every month! CRIPE MIGHTY THAT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF CONDOMS! THIS WILL COST LOTS AND LOTS OF MONIES! GURL you know it will! I have considerable experience dealing with mainstream media from previous industries that I've been in. This includes dozens and dozens of television appearances, and several thousand newspaper and magazine appearances. I am CONVINCED that this campaign will generate positive press for the industry as a whole, and help to spread our message of the positive impacts of pornography in people's personal lives and relationships. IF, and I stress IF it's perceived as being an effort undertaken by many organizations in the adult industry, and not an individual effort. That all being said, this project is going to be HUGE. I'll be pitching in time and money but this isn't something that Teh BoyAlley can do alone. Here's what I need. Who's going to step up to the plate? I promise in advance this WILL generate huge positive buzz for your company, through-out the adult industry and beyond. cmon Cmon CMON! 1. Womens! I need womens! Cripe....... I'm looking for thexy female models and their studios willing to create promos for this project that will be used on the site and other sites. This will be non-nude work, and you'll be able to use your stage name in the commercial. Promote free condoms and yourself at the same time! 2. Mens! Show me the Mens! We'll obviously be recording some commercials cuz I'm gay like that, but any other models and studios interesting in doing a gay version of the promos are more than welcome. 3. Monies! LAWDS MERCY WE NEED MONIES! Sure you already sponsor a shitload of things, but this is something REALLY cool. Help sponsor PornCondoms.com / AdultCondoms.com! We'll give ya banner space on the site (banners must be non-nude and not TOO explicit, and must link to a warning page), and mention your company in all of our press releases to both the adult industry and mainstream. Your site will also get a nod in the confirmation email that goes out to the free-condom-gatherers. That's thexy. Your $2,000 / year sponsorship will help us buy a LOT of condoms thanks to our uber bulk order tons-of-loads-of-condoms deals that I'm working up! Want to give us more than $2,000 to help us get started and buy ad space? LAWDS MERCY that's a great idea! We promote you big pimpin style as a founding sponsor! In addition to the free mainstream PR I'm confident we'll be able to drum up (hey I'm a media whore what can I say); if we can raise enough monies I'm even hoping to buy newspaper, magazine, and television ad spots to help promote the adult industry in a positive light! That would cost LOTS of monies, so we'll take things 1 step at a time for now. 4. Designers Toons Logos MERCY! I'll be hiring people to help make this baby a reality, but if anyone wants to donate some time to make banners, toons, logos etc. in exchange for some thexy PR I won't argue with that! PR in the adult industry in front of webmasters? Yes. PR in mainstream for your company? Yes. PR in front of porn buying consumers? Yes. Massive whorage from BoyAlley Teh Gay Homosexual? Yes. Get to feel good that your helping to protect people from Teh AIDS? Yes. Make a postie in here if your company would like to help! Or hit Teh BoyAlley up on ICQ 325467462! cmon Cmon CMON!