Post your favorite movie lines - please

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #51
    There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

    Comment

    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692

      #52
      The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

      Comment

      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #53
        You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

        Comment

        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #54
          If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

          Comment

          • David - PG
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 767

            #55
            Arguably some of the hardest-hitting in-your-face lines in a movie, ever. Tyler Durden in FightClub:

            Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.

            Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.

            We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
            Scarface, Bladerunner, Jaws, StarWars.. yes they're all timeless pieces of Hollywood movie making. Nothing I've ever seen on celluloid beats the blinding rhetoric clarity and punching-power of Tyler's quote though.
            perfectgonzo.com

            Comment

            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #56
              "Are You not Entertained"- Gladiator

              Comment

              • mardigras
                Bon temps!
                • Feb 2003
                • 14194

                #57
                "You stand convicted of assholism!" - Pink Flamingos
                .

                Comment

                • FilthyRob
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6741

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Mako
                  I've done far worse than kill you...I've hurt you.

                  And I wish to go on hurting you.

                  I shall leave you, as you left me... as you left her.

                  Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...Buried alive! Buried alivvvvvve!












                  KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!


                  Awesome quote! I played that in my head just as if I just watched the movie
                  AKA - Clubsexy

                  Comment

                  • FilthyRob
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 6741

                    #59
                    Originally posted by uno
                    Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
                    -Falling Down

                    It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
                    -Fight Club

                    We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...

                    You take Los Angeles. Kay. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

                    Need is the ultimate monkey.

                    You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

                    Shut that cunnt's mouth before i come over there and fuck start her head.
                    -Way of the Gun

                    I know Kung Fu.
                    -The Matrix

                    Come get some.

                    I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left town.
                    -Army of Darkness

                    Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
                    -Trainspotting

                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
                    -Usual Suspects

                    You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

                    You're only alive because I didn't kill you.
                    -Se7en

                    Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much?
                    -The Prophecy

                    You think you know it all, don't you? You're 25 years old. You're a baby. You don't know shit. Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too. I felt just like you. Hated authority. Hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say. 'If you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains!' Because there are no storybook romances, no fairytale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself - What do you really want?
                    -Swimming with Sharks

                    That's enough for now... I got plenty more where those came from.
                    Some of those are golden!
                    AKA - Clubsexy

                    Comment

                    • Greg MissionD
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 4866

                      #60
                      TEAM AMERICA

                      There are 3 kinds of people, dicks, pussy and assholes.
                      Pussy think everyone can get along, dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it thro.
                      Then you got your assholes and all your assholes want to do it shit all over everything.
                      So pussys get mad at dicks once in a while cos pussys get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes and if dicks did not fuck assholes you know what you would get, you would get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
                      ICQ:119936

                      Comment

                      • Fresh
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 4920

                        #61
                        "San Diego....comes from the German term 'a whales vagina'." -Anchorman

                        "I want to have your abortion" -Fight Club


                        Promote ONE Legal Tube Site, Collect Checks from 19 Sponsors

                        Fresh Dave | Email: [email protected] | ICQ: 317160390


                        Comment

                        • LittleSassy
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2005
                          • 7402

                          #62
                          Jim Malone: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.

                          ---the untouchables

                          Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0
                          OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003
                          ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554

                          Comment

                          • FilthyRob
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 6741

                            #63
                            Originally posted by mardigras
                            "You stand convicted of assholism!" - Pink Flamingos
                            That's a good one, never saw the movie.
                            AKA - Clubsexy

                            Comment

                            • MindyBlingBucks
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2005
                              • 154

                              #64
                              "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

                              "Oh it's not fair!!"
                              "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is. . ." - Labyrinth

                              "I'm your Huckleberry." - Tombstone

                              BlingBucks.com ... The Power To Deliver.
                              AIM:MindyBlingBucks | ICQ:308759327 | [email protected]
                              Promote Pornstar.com for the best sign-up & conversion ratios.

                              Comment

                              • axelcat
                                Adult Locals
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 25450

                                #65
                                This world is like a big pussy waiting to get fucked-Scarface

                                Comment

                                • Tim
                                  AffiliateManager for Hire
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 19199

                                  #66
                                  "We'll settle this the old navy way. First guy to die, loses!" Lloyd Bridges - Hot Shots Part Deux
                                  🍑🍆 Sex Vitamins
                                  🍑 𓂸
                                  This sig for sale!

                                  Comment

                                  Working...