...while I was on the can! Had to wait outside for half an hour til we could go back in. Blah!
The fire alarm in my condo went off...
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Yes. It was very uncomfortable though. This hot blonde was talking to me and I couldnt sit still. I think she thought I was a crack head or something.Originally posted by Juicy D. Linksdid you wipe?Comment
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haha i hate having to leave in mid-wipe... or wiping but not getting it all because you're in a hurry... then you've got a shitty ass all night.. fucking pisses me off so muchWe are the only "Napster of Porn" and
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roflOriginally posted by BukkakeBrownhaha i hate having to leave in mid-wipe... or wiping but not getting it all because you're in a hurry... then you've got a shitty ass all night.. fucking pisses me off so much
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LOL. When I lived in Minnesota I was playing SOCOM one evening and I was invading an enemy camp when their alarms went off. I had the surround sound cranked and I was thinking, damn that is pretty fucking realistic. About 5 minutes later I hear sirens coming down the road and stopping outside my apartment building so I pause the game to check out what's happening. The 'alarm' that I thought was in the game didn't go off. Doh! There was a goddamn fire in the building and here I am heading out as the firefighters are coming up the stairs. The fire chief pulled me aside and asked what the hell I was still doing in there. "Didn't you hear the alarm?" I don't think he bought my story that I thought it was part of my video game.

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