Do you masturbate in front of your pets?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Do you masturbate in front of your pets?

    If so, do you feel bad when they see you ?
  • gangbangjoe
    Ronin
    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #2
    you cheated on your cat ?

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    • mal
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 1899

      #3
      my dog licks my hands clean when im finished

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      • Harmon
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        • Mar 2004
        • 20012

        #4
        This topic is sick
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        • octo1997
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 109

          #5
          Originally posted by mal
          my dog licks my hands clean when im finished
          Fuck me drunk

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          • mrthumbs
            salad tossing sig guy
            • Apr 2002
            • 11702

            #6
            Originally posted by mal
            my dog licks my hands clean when im finished
            I let it lick a place so it wont even have to come on my hands!!!

            super efficient

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            • guschi2k
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              • Aug 2002
              • 489

              #7
              oh shit *lol I just laughed my ass off on that question
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              • mardigras
                Bon temps!
                • Feb 2003
                • 14194

                #8
                No. They look at me funny and I have no idea what they might say in the afterlife if they can. Besides... they act like they want to join in.

                ...Quietly squeezing one off into a paper towel under the covers
                .

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                • taibo
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2005
                  • 3720

                  #9
                  uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?

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                  • Jakke PNG
                    ex-TeenGodFather
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20306

                    #10
                    Sure. But I can't stand it when my dog stares at me when I take a dump. I close the door.
                    ..and I'm off.

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                    • Dirty Dane
                      Sick Fuck
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 9491

                      #11
                      I dont think my goldfish care

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 28301

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                        Sure. But I can't stand it when my dog stares at me when I take a dump. I close the door.
                        hahahah!

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                        • pradaboy
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 12931

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                          Sure. But I can't stand it when my dog stares at me when I take a dump. I close the door.
                          ahahaha I know how you feel, my cat always comes in and walks around the pot
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                          • sumphatpimp
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 5235

                            #14
                            so you are into this kind of thing?
                            comes as no surprise.

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                            • DarkJedi
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 28301

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                              thats hot.

                              got any more ?

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                              • sumphatpimp
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 5235

                                #16
                                this thread

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                                • Postmaster
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                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 260

                                  #17
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                                  • reynold
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 51271

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mal
                                    my dog licks my hands clean when im finished
                                    LOL!

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      The only way Dork chops gets his pets to play with him is by tying on a pork chop

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                                      • sniperwolf
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 17743

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                        so you are into this kind of thing?
                                        comes as no surprise.
                                        wtf... my dog does that to me everytime i went home from work... I think it's sweet...
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                                        • cyber_ninja
                                          Twerk That Ass
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 2197

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                          If so, do you feel bad when they see you ?
                                          i feel bad,but i do it anyways

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                                          • clickhappy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 4027

                                            #22
                                            My best friend when I was growing up used to hock huge loogies on his fingertips and they'd hang down and his dog would come and slurp them up.

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