Post your favorite movie lines - please

Show me the Money! - Jerry Maguire

scarface = greatest movie of all time

"Hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway." -Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribbean

I'll make them an offer they can't refuse.
-- Don Corleone, Godfather


Best ever!

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws

"Stand up, Scout! Your father's passin'" To Kill a Mockingbird.

Cyn

"Hey baby...you ever have you asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat?" - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Bob had bitch tits" - fight club

"I can actually hear you getting fatter."- Tommy Boy

Just some random ones I loved:

"I found myself driving by convenience stores ... that weren't on the way home"
HI (Nicholas Cage) in Raising Arizona

"Make your mind, dude! Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?"
"First he's gonna shit ... and then he's gonna kill us!"
Spicoli and Washington's brother after they destroy big bro's car in Fast Times At Ridgemont High

"Here's lookin' at you kid"
Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
(FYI He never actually says "Play it again Sam" in the film)

"Reg! What did you say to him?!?!"
"I told him his wife was a dyke."
"No?"
"Yea!"
"Fuuuuuuck"
Reggie Dunlop after being attacked by the other team's goalie in Slap Shot

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Roy Schneider in Jaws

"Those aren't pillows!"
Steve Martin to John Candy, his bedmate, in Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"chicks dig me, cause I rarely wear underwear"

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
"She wont live, but then again who does...?"
- Blade Runner

"If it bleeds we can kill it!"
"I aint got time to bleed..."
- Predator

"Come with me if you want to live..."
"I'll be back!"
- Terminator

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' - The Shawshank Redemption

Hello to you :P

You damn right about that

He does

Now when I think about it. Isn't it: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" ?

I think it means it was too long ago I watched it. Time for a Godfather weekend soon

I am suprised that nobody quoted any porn flicks!!!
HAHAHA

Life is like a box of chocolates - forrest gump

Obi-Wan: Use the Force, Luke

Noooooooooooooooooooo - Darth Vader.

"What have the Romans ever done for us?" John Cleese, Life of Brian.

"You do know how to whistle?" Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart, Big Sleep I think.

Did you get in her pants?
She's not that kind of a girl, Booger.
Why, does she have a penis?

"60% of the time, it works everytime" - Anchorman
"The sweet is never as sweet without the sour" - Vanilla Sky
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!" - Dodgeball

"Hurt cha I'm not going to Hurt cha....I"M Going to Bash Your Fucking Brains In"
JACK in the "Shining"

"That was just Pillow Talk Honey"
Ash in "Army of Darkness"

"Show me the money!"

YOU'RE MY MOTHER-FUCKER!!!!!!! -Jerry Maguire

Max: You... you killed him?
Vincent: No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

Collateral

i have six little friends that can all run faster then you ( reffering to his revolver ) - from dusk till dawn


or the pulp fiction bible quote ezekiel 25.17

I've done far worse than kill you...I've hurt you.

And I wish to go on hurting you.

I shall leave you, as you left me... as you left her.

Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...Buried alive! Buried alivvvvvve!












KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
-Falling Down

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
-Fight Club

We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...

You take Los Angeles. Kay. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

Need is the ultimate monkey.

You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

Shut that cunnt's mouth before i come over there and fuck start her head.
-Way of the Gun

I know Kung Fu.
-The Matrix

Come get some.

I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left town.
-Army of Darkness

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
-Trainspotting

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
-Usual Suspects

You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

You're only alive because I didn't kill you.
-Se7en

Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much?
-The Prophecy

You think you know it all, don't you? You're 25 years old. You're a baby. You don't know shit. Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too. I felt just like you. Hated authority. Hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say. 'If you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains!' Because there are no storybook romances, no fairytale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself - What do you really want?
-Swimming with Sharks

That's enough for now... I got plenty more where those came from.

"Bow to your sensei!"
- Rex "Napoleon Dynamite"

I TOTALLY agree!

"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one"

E.T. Phone Home

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"Now, I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean sum-bitch"

Cool Hand Luke.

Got more but that's all I'm posting.

Andrew chandler is going down in the ring

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=474739

My God, it's full of Stars... -2010 Space Odessey

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"We've come on holiday by mistake"

I can't swim
Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid

"Who are those guys"

"Every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around" Vanilla Sky

"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool" Fight Club

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust,
and when you're up it's never as good as it seems
and when your down you never think you are going to
up again. But life goes on. Remember that. Money's
not real George it only seems like it is" Blow

"Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there.
And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive.
There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent." Blow

If you shoot me while you're dreaming, better wake up and apologize - Reservoire Dogs

Melisa-Ashley (Anne Howe) - "But I poop from there!"
Max Hardcore - "Not today you don't!"

arthur : I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Dave Edison
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

"roxbury.. roxbury.. ROXBURY !" - A night at the roxbury