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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    How can I get a free copy of the Koran?

    I'm out of toilet paper.

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    • Aug 2001
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    #2

    yeah
    the koran is important to me as well

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    • DutchTeenCash
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      • Feb 2003
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      #3
      IF youre man enough post a pic of you making that joke in Syria or so

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      • S P A N N O W
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        • Mar 2004
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        #4
        Conspire to harm Americans and I'm sure you'll get one in no time!

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        • DarkJedi
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          #5
          Originally posted by thinkx
          IF youre man enough post a pic of you making that joke in Syria or so
          why would i go to that sub-human cesspool ?

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          • DutchTeenCash
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            • Feb 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by DarkJedi
            why would i go to that sub-human cesspool ?

            Let me rephrase it : if your neighbour is muslim and reads this he will slit your throat. Chances he is are like zero chances he reads this are like zero too. In other words : cheap shot.

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            • Dalai lama
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              #7
              Originally posted by DarkJedi
              I'm out of toilet paper.


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              • alexg
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                #8
                DJ, someone stole your sense of humor.. a 10 year old could do better when it comes to telling jokes.

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                • DutchTeenCash
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dalai lama

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                  • S P A N N O W
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                    • Mar 2004
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                    #10
                    ANYONE who would kill over a symbolic statement (not involving the harming of people) is retarded! When idiots burn a flag I may not like it but I'm not going to slit anyone's throat - that is just plain stupid!

                    Intolerance = Insecurity

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by thinkx
                      Let me rephrase it : if your neighbour is muslim and reads this he would TRY to slit your throat but would get 12 .45 acp rounds dug out of him by the coroner instead.
                      Fixed it for you.

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by alexg
                        DJ, someone stole your sense of humor.. a 10 year old could do better when it comes to telling jokes.
                        Au contraire, mon ami. If you don't recognize obvious humor, you are too stupid to live.

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                        • DutchTeenCash
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                          • Feb 2003
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                          Fixed it for you.
                          lol thanks good to see you get my point

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                          • fitzmulti
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                            • Jan 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                            I'm out of toilet paper.

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                            • OG LennyT
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                              • Jun 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                              ANYONE who would kill over a symbolic statement (not involving the harming of people) is retarded! When idiots burn a flag I may not like it but I'm not going to slit anyone's throat - that is just plain stupid!

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                              • Pete-KT
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                                • Oct 2004
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                                #16
                                I dare you come up to michigan and go to Dearborn the city has the largest population of muslims in the united states and say it to them.

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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                                  Conspire to harm Americans and I'm sure you'll get one in no time!

                                  ...And maybe even a free trip to Cuba!
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                                  • S P A N N O W
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                                    • Mar 2004
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                    I dare you come up to michigan and go to Dearborn the city has the largest population of muslims in the united states and say it to them.
                                    Ok ok but I'm only going to say this once...

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                                    • OG LennyT
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                                      • Jun 2003
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                                      #19


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                                      • Project-Shadow
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Gave me a great idea.. Qur'an toilet paper!
                                        You get to read while you shit.. then when you're done it's all gone!

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                                        • nico-t
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 29901

                                          #21
                                          yep i use it as toilet paper too, as well as this one:



                                          FACT: both religions are equally retarded.
                                          Extreme muslims blow themselfs up.
                                          Extreme christians rape chilldren
                                          Last edited by nico-t; 06-04-2005, 04:12 AM.

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                                          • DVTimes
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by nico-t
                                            yep i use it as toilet paper too, as well as this one:



                                            FACT: both religions are equally retarded.
                                            Extreme muslims blow themselfs up.
                                            Extreme christians rape chilldren
                                            Sorry to be a bore, but if you look at it you will see that Muslims and Christians are indeed the same religion.

                                            Both believe in Adam and Eve and Jesus. Jesus is a profit for Muslims.
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                                            • DVTimes
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                                              • Jun 2003
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                                              #23
                                              The problem is that its not Muslims that are intolerant, its that its some people who say they are Muslims are intolerant. They use being Muslim as an excuse. A bit like the KKK did (or still do).

                                              Religion is a good defence to hide your views behind as people are scared to say anything as it may offend that religion.

                                              I am in the UK, I have many Muslim friends. They are cool with porn, gays and so on. Some girls even do shoots for me.

                                              I have noticed that the ones that are Muslim fundamentalists, are in fact failures in life. I never see a doctor or lawyer being a fundamentalist, its usually the ones who failed there exams. Fuckwits in other words.
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                                              • kuthi123
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by allanuk
                                                The problem is that its not Muslims that are intolerant, its that its some people who say they are Muslims are intolerant. They use being Muslim as an excuse. A bit like the KKK did (or still do).

                                                Religion is a good defence to hide your views behind as people are scared to say anything as it may offend that religion.

                                                I am in the UK, I have many Muslim friends. They are cool with porn, gays and so on. Some girls even do shoots for me.

                                                I have noticed that the ones that are Muslim fundamentalists, are in fact failures in life. I never see a doctor or lawyer being a fundamentalist, its usually the ones who failed there exams. Fuckwits in other words.
                                                well said

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                                                • tradermcduck
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                                                  #25
                                                  Well said AllanUK !
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                                                  • mardigras
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                                                    • Feb 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nico-t

                                                    FACT: both religions are equally retarded.
                                                    Extreme muslims blow themselfs up.
                                                    Extreme christians rape chilldren
                                                    And extreme pornographers post child porn, rape and beastiality. Your point is?
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                                                    • nico-t
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                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 29901

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                                      And extreme pornographers post child porn, rape and beastiality. Your point is?
                                                      that comparison doesnt make sense and you know it.
                                                      Money is the reason for war for governments and religion is the PERFECT tool to use as an argument cuz the religious sheep will follow, and the governments are laughing their asses off.
                                                      Religion is the root of all evil.

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                                                      • project_naughty
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by allanuk
                                                        The problem is that its not Muslims that are intolerant, its that its some people who say they are Muslims are intolerant. They use being Muslim as an excuse. A bit like the KKK did (or still do).

                                                        Religion is a good defence to hide your views behind as people are scared to say anything as it may offend that religion.

                                                        I am in the UK, I have many Muslim friends. They are cool with porn, gays and so on. Some girls even do shoots for me.

                                                        I have noticed that the ones that are Muslim fundamentalists, are in fact failures in life. I never see a doctor or lawyer being a fundamentalist, its usually the ones who failed there exams. Fuckwits in other words.
                                                        You are one of the dumbest assholes around here. I've noticed that.

                                                        Your friends who say they are Muslim actually are not Muslim. A Muslim is not allowed to approve of porn or homosexuality and any Muslim female taking part in a photoshoot would be put to death under Islamic law. A Muslim is not someone who calls themslelf a Muslim. A Muslim is someone who believes in the Qu'ran and Hadiths and who lives their life accordingly. It's pretty much a black and white position with a tiny grey area inbetween.

                                                        And another mistake you made, about never seeing a doctor or lawyer being a fundamentalist. The 19 hijackers on Sepember 11th 2001 were highly educated university graduates. The reason that a Muslim commits such an act is not because they are poor or educated or anything like that - it is because they believe in Islam so strongly that they will do anything to live up to Allah's word. So if Allah tells them to wage war on the unbelievers, which he does, then that is what they will do. There is no such thing as a peaceful Muslim, as the Qu'ran specifically tells them NOT to be peaceful towards the unbelievers, hence any Muslim who believes in peace with the unbelievers automatically renounces Islam and is then a target of the terrorists himself.
                                                        Islam not only makes people stupid. It also makes them murderers. Anyone who doesn't believe this is quite welcome to pick up a copy of the Qu'ran and Hadiths and read all about the Muslim position on freedom, women, unbelievers and homosexuality.

                                                        It's dumbasses like you who allow themselves to be blinded to the reality of the situation because of political correctness. When at war (like we are now), it would seem a little idiotic, if not suicidal, to have sympathy for your enemy. As a pornographer, you will be one of the first to have your head cut off should Muslims ever gain enough numbers and stength in the area in which you live.

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                                                        • SquireMD
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                                                          #29
                                                          see sig run

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                                                          • Fred Quimby
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by project_naughty
                                                            You are one of the dumbest assholes around here. I've noticed that.

                                                            Your friends who say they are Muslim actually are not Muslim. A Muslim is not allowed to approve of porn or homosexuality and any Muslim female taking part in a photoshoot would be put to death under Islamic law. A Muslim is not someone who calls themslelf a Muslim. A Muslim is someone who believes in the Qu'ran and Hadiths and who lives their life accordingly. It's pretty much a black and white position with a tiny grey area inbetween.

                                                            And another mistake you made, about never seeing a doctor or lawyer being a fundamentalist. The 19 hijackers on Sepember 11th 2001 were highly educated university graduates. The reason that a Muslim commits such an act is not because they are poor or educated or anything like that - it is because they believe in Islam so strongly that they will do anything to live up to Allah's word. So if Allah tells them to wage war on the unbelievers, which he does, then that is what they will do. There is no such thing as a peaceful Muslim, as the Qu'ran specifically tells them NOT to be peaceful towards the unbelievers, hence any Muslim who believes in peace with the unbelievers automatically renounces Islam and is then a target of the terrorists himself.
                                                            Islam not only makes people stupid. It also makes them murderers. Anyone who doesn't believe this is quite welcome to pick up a copy of the Qu'ran and Hadiths and read all about the Muslim position on freedom, women, unbelievers and homosexuality.

                                                            It's dumbasses like you who allow themselves to be blinded to the reality of the situation because of political correctness. When at war (like we are now), it would seem a little idiotic, if not suicidal, to have sympathy for your enemy. As a pornographer, you will be one of the first to have your head cut off should Muslims ever gain enough numbers and stength in the area in which you live.
                                                            Exactly,,,a perfect example of this is the constant bombing of innocent women and children in Iraq. 4 kids were killed when a mosque was bombed the other day. Where is the OUTRAGE in the muslim world? How come other muslim countries are not sending troops to protect these innocent people?

                                                            The truth is a muslim cannot denounce another muslim during his jihad.

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                                                            • mardigras
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                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by nico-t
                                                              that comparison doesnt make sense and you know it.
                                                              Money is the reason for war for governments and religion is the PERFECT tool to use as an argument cuz the religious sheep will follow, and the governments are laughing their asses off.
                                                              Religion is the root of all evil.
                                                              I'm saying you're making sweeping generalizations that you apparantly know little about. Turn off your TV and look at the people in your actual life. Ask every one of them and probably 8 of 10 will tell you they hold some religious convictions. Do you see them acting in a fanatic way? You do realize the number of savages shown jumping up and down in the name of Allah when they show footage of bombings and such while maybe giving one impression is mooted by the fact that there are a billion+ muslims not acting in such a manner. They represent 22% of the world's population, including a couple million of Americans.
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                                                              • MandyBlake
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                                                                #32
                                                                oh man. that's not right.
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                                                                • seven
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                  I'm out of toilet paper.

                                                                  if you're in the U.S. won't be easy to get a freee copy of koran but you could use a free copy of bible instead (even easier to get jehova's witness stuff).. those religious guys often knock on your doors and give your free shit in hopes that you'd become religious then
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Here is a site for you....

                                                                    http://BurnTheQuran.blogspot.com

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                                                                    • KK2K3
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                                                                      Conspire to harm Americans and I'm sure you'll get one in no time!

                                                                      ...And maybe even a free trip to Cuba!

                                                                      You think he would send us back some cigars? Cuba has some tasty ones.

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                                                                      • nico-t
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                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 29901

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                        I'm saying you're making sweeping generalizations that you apparantly know little about. Turn off your TV and look at the people in your actual life. Ask every one of them and probably 8 of 10 will tell you they hold some religious convictions. Do you see them acting in a fanatic way? You do realize the number of savages shown jumping up and down in the name of Allah when they show footage of bombings and such while maybe giving one impression is mooted by the fact that there are a billion+ muslims not acting in such a manner. They represent 22% of the world's population, including a couple million of Americans.
                                                                        thats why i put "extreme" in my first post.
                                                                        But extremists all started their religion in a harmless way, probably like your, or my, next door neighbour or friend. I dont say everyone whos religious is a freak, its just the fact that religion is another word for cult. You see yourself as part of a group, and its a group believing stuff nobody can proof (a fantasy from people who wrote it down a very long time ago) and those groups are very easy to influence for people with power.
                                                                        If you really need religion, keep it personal and to yourself.

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                                                                        • taibo
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          hahahah that's fucked up

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                                                                          • 69pornlinks
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            i think the joke would be funny if you spelled the word correctly

                                                                            wtf is a KoRan...haha i guess it's something you'll find in IRACK
                                                                            Last edited by 69pornlinks; 06-04-2005, 09:34 AM.
                                                                            It IS what it IS

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                                                                            • mardigras
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 14194

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                              thats why i put "extreme" in my first post.
                                                                              And I was responding to this:
                                                                              Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                              FACT: both religions are equally retarded.
                                                                              I see where you are going with your argument, you're just taking the wrong street to get there.
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