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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014
    #1

    "Kevin Smith" movies... Who's a fan?

    The funniest movies to come out in years are all by Kevin Smith.

    For you newbies he plays 'Silent Bob' in movies such as 'Clerks', 'Mallrats', 'Dogma' and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

    I'm sorry to hear that there'll be no more Jay and Silent Bob movies but dang, they are some funny freakin' movies.
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    • AaronM
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      • Oct 2001
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      #2
      You forgot Chasing Amy.

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        • chadglni
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          • Dec 2002
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          #3
          Everything he touches = movie gold.


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            • chadglni
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              • Dec 2002
              • 6924
              #4
              Speaking of did you catch "A night with Kevin Smith" on tv yet? It's about 4 hours of him talking at various colleges and it's as good as watching his movies.


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                • mindoza
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  You forgot Chasing Amy.
                  One of my favorite movies!!
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                    • GTS Mark
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 20912
                      #6


                      Fuck you in your stupid ass!

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                        • FilthyRob
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                          • Feb 2004
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                          #7
                          Mallrats rocks, but I think everything he has done fucking rocks!
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                            • MickeyG
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                              • May 2004
                              • 4134
                              #8
                              we used to love getting fucked up and watching his movies back in college. Clerks is a classic

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                                • escorpio
                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 23485
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by chadglni
                                  Speaking of did you catch "A night with Kevin Smith" on tv yet? It's about 4 hours of him talking at various colleges and it's as good as watching his movies.
                                  His story about meeting Prince is great.
                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                    • chadglni
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                                      • Dec 2002
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by escorpio
                                      His story about meeting Prince is great.
                                      And the director that wanted "a big fucking spider" in his movies.


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                                        • buck naked
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                                          • May 2005
                                          • 139
                                          #11
                                          Love KS films. Except chasing amy, cuz there's too much ben assflack

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                                            • HarrytheNazi
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                                                • HollywoodChris
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #13
                                                  I was just listening to his Q&A's from his college tours.
                                                  you can check it out at www.listentoamovie.com

                                                  That dude rocks!

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                                                    • ronaldo
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                                                      • Jan 2002
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • NaughtyRob
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                                                          • Nov 2004
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                                                          #15
                                                          I love those movies, just rented Clerks last week for like the 8th time.
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                                                            • lagwagon
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                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                              #16
                                                              i love mallrats.

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                                                                • escorpio
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 23485
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by ContentProducer
                                                                  I love those movies, just rented Clerks last week for like the 8th time.
                                                                  Buy the 10th Anniversary Edition, you savage! You'll love it.
                                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                    • buck naked
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                                                                      • May 2005
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                                                                        • nap
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by chadglni
                                                                          Speaking of did you catch "A night with Kevin Smith" on tv yet? It's about 4 hours of him talking at various colleges and it's as good as watching his movies.
                                                                          That was a good special.

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                                                                            • candyflip
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                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 43073
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by chadglni
                                                                              Everything he touches = movie gold.
                                                                              Can you say Jersey Girl?

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                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Silent Bob Speaks

                                                                                  I gotta get his book.

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                                                                                    • sickkittens
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                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 25100
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I've yet to really see any of them. Then again, I rarely watch movies.

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                                                                                        • chadglni
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                                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                          Can you say Jersey Girl?
                                                                                          I liked it.


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                                                                                            • MandyBlake
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              i'm a fan.
                                                                                              i LOVED dogma.
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                                                                                                • candyflip
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 43073
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by chadglni
                                                                                                  I liked it.
                                                                                                  Maybe so, but hardly "movie gold" as you put it.

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                                                                                                    • chadglni
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                      Maybe so, but hardly "movie gold" as you put it.
                                                                                                      How so? I didn't see clerks or mallrats in the mainstream but I still consider them gold in terms of movies. I don't care if he made $1 or 50 million on em.


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                                                                                                        • ronaldo
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                                                          i'm a fan.
                                                                                                          i LOVED dogma.
                                                                                                          Heathen!

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                                                                                                            • Greg B
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 7014
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              The one scene in all his movies that cracks me up no end is when Jay and Silent Bob are in a 'Mooby's' and they try to respond to an internet bashing.

                                                                                                              Jay says something to the flamers like, " We will make you eat our shit and then shit out our shit and then make you eat your own shit that was made up of our shit..."

                                                                                                              " YOU are the ball lickers!..."

                                                                                                              That shit is SOOOOOO fucking funny it makes me scream...

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                                                                                                                • taibo
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                                                                                                                  • May 2005
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Jay and Silent Bob is fucking hilarious

                                                                                                                  "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.... fuck fuck fuck fuck"

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                                                                                                                    • Greg B
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                      • 7014
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Jay's most uncouth gross out line to Bethany in Dogma:

                                                                                                                      " Hey is it true chick's fart when you blast them in the ass? "

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                                                                                                                        • Steve
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          that dude rules - his movies crack me the fuck up

                                                                                                                          best dialogue in film - not just an continuing array of one liners strung together to make the characters sound cool

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                                                                                                                            • Mighty Chin
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                                                              The funniest movies to come out in years are all by Kevin Smith.

                                                                                                                              For you newbies he plays 'Silent Bob' in movies such as 'Clerks', 'Mallrats', 'Dogma' and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

                                                                                                                              I'm sorry to hear that there'll be no more Jay and Silent Bob movies but dang, they are some funny freakin' movies.

                                                                                                                              Have no fear he is in the process of making Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks.
                                                                                                                              Here's an updated link


                                                                                                                              His only movie I haven't seen is Jersey Girl. I wasn't feeling welll last weekend and I watched all of his movies on DVD.


                                                                                                                              I giggled
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                                                                                                                                • candyflip
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                                                                  Jay's most uncouth gross out line to Bethany in Dogma:

                                                                                                                                  " Hey is it true chick's fart when you blast them in the ass? "
                                                                                                                                  And from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

                                                                                                                                  "Hey baby...you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

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                                                                                                                                    • candyflip
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                                                                      " YOU are the ball lickers!..."
                                                                                                                                      My ex and I hadn't talked in a few months, but I text messaged this to her phone after watching this last week and she called back in less than 60 seconds.

                                                                                                                                      This was our personal catch phrase.

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                                                                                                                                        • NTSS
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                                                                          The funniest movies to come out in years are all by Kevin Smith.

                                                                                                                                          For you newbies he plays 'Silent Bob' in movies such as 'Clerks', 'Mallrats', 'Dogma' and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

                                                                                                                                          I'm sorry to hear that there'll be no more Jay and Silent Bob movies but dang, they are some funny freakin' movies.
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                                                                                                                                              #36


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                                                                                                                                                • koreanbbque
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                                                                                                                                                  Mallrats is my favorite one, but i've enjoyed every single one
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                                                                                                                                                    • VirtuMike
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      What the fuck is the internet???!
                                                                                                                                                      That's MY line!

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                                                                                                                                                      What happened to the Clerks cartoons - actually they were pretty good.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Greg B
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Mighty Chin
                                                                                                                                                          Have no fear he is in the process of making Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks.
                                                                                                                                                          Here's an updated link


                                                                                                                                                          His only movie I haven't seen is Jersey Girl. I wasn't feeling welll last weekend and I watched all of his movies on DVD.


                                                                                                                                                          I giggled
                                                                                                                                                          Fucking A!!!!

                                                                                                                                                          I saw the documentary of "An Evening With Kevin Smith" and I laughed my ass off.

                                                                                                                                                          That Jason Mewes is the funniest dude in films. I have friends just like him. He really did stand out as a good actor after all is said and done.

                                                                                                                                                          At the end of "JASBSB" when he and Silent Bob tracked down all the web flamers and kicked their asses I was screaming with laughter.

                                                                                                                                                          You KNOW it's a good movie when you go to rent or buy it and the cashiers start cracking up to the point you have to help them make the sale!

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                                                                                                                                                            • Greg B
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              GFY should adopt Jay and Silent Bob as unoffical mascots and spokespersons.

                                                                                                                                                              They should have their own adult site just for laughs.

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                                                                                                                                                                • juve20
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Who's Kevin Smith??? Sorry I'm from the UK. can I see a pic.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • HammerALL
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I have been a big fan of his for years - own all of his movies and watch them on the regular ;)
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I've been a fan since Clerks came out. Hell, the comptuers on this network are called Dante (the server..lol), Bob, and Randall

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                                                                                                                                                                            • SlickCash Brock
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                                                                                                                                                                              JAY: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next."
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                                                                                                                                                                                • buck naked
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Snoochis boochies!

                                                                                                                                                                                  THe Clerks cartoon (like, all 6 episodes) is available on dvd

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Downtime
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                                                                                                                                                                                      jay and silent bob was ok, but really can't stand the others
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • pxxx
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Dogma was a funny movie.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by buck naked
                                                                                                                                                                                              Snoochis boochies!

                                                                                                                                                                                              THe Clerks cartoon (like, all 6 episodes) is available on dvd
                                                                                                                                                                                              Clerks X is much worth any fan purcashing too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Downtime
                                                                                                                                                                                                  jay and silent bob was ok, but really can't stand the others
                                                                                                                                                                                                  it certainly is the dividing line between the dedicated fans and the 'new comers', so to speak..for good or for bad. The thing about it is though that if you don't know the films that come before Jay and Bob Strike Back then you are only watching half a movie. It was a gift to the fans with enough fart jokes thrown in to make the average box office goer happy too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Greg B
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Jay_...ike_Back.shtml

                                                                                                                                                                                                      All the Jay and Silent Bob wavs you could want. It's tooooo fucking funny.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Every decade there's a new funny team in the movies. Jay and Bob are it for the '90's and 00's

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