"How come I can't get no tang round here?"
--Homer
"I dress myself"
--Ralph Wiggam
--Homer
"I dress myself"
--Ralph Wiggam
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Homer : Marge, she's going to narc on our stash.
Marge : We don't HAVE a stash.
Homer : No, of course not.
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i just like maggie sucking...hehe
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"...you'll have to speak-up, I'm wearing a towel..." --
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Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)No sig.
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Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."
Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."
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Homer: "Save me, Jeebus!"
Homer: "I'm not NOT licking toads."
Both from same episode.Comment
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Halloween special the moment when grandpa Simpson runs into the room holding a wooden spoke and yelling "We MUST KILL THE BOY!", someone replies that Yes, Bart is a vampire!, then grandpa screams and runs back out in panic!
and of course the "tompsons" episode when Homer scares Bart to death twice in 10 seconds, first time running into the room with a big knife and red-glowing eyes asking if he wants some brownies before he falls into sleep, and the second time with a ski mask and his new chainsaw!
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Originally posted by 2HousePlague"...you'll have to speak-up, I'm wearing a towel..." --
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Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
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Ummmm.... donuts
Ummmm.... Beer
"Got to Finish Ham"
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"It smells like burning"Comment
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I didn't get rich writting a bunch of checksAKA - ClubsexyComment
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"DOH" seems to work for me.ICQ#: 142295729Comment
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It might be, "It tastes like burning" - Ralph wiggamOriginally posted by SPeRMiNaToRAKA - ClubsexyComment
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Yea, any from Ralph Wiggum:Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
"I bent my wookie."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life"
"I found a moonrock in my nose!"
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
"My cat's name is Mittens"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies... "
"When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. "
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
"Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!"
"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."
"Even my boogers are spicy!"
"Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad."
"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."Your post count means nothing.Comment
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Kat-sup
Ketch-up
~Mr. Burns
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When Ralph was covered in fake blood. "I look like cable TV."aamos AT FFN dot com
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Those are priceless, thanks!Originally posted by psiliAKA - ClubsexyComment
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Stupid like a fox!
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hommer: "Sweet Sweet Donuts"
signa long :"You can't make friends with salad! you can't make friends with salad!"
"The doctor said I'd have less nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there":Comment
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"Friends, family, religion - these are the demons you must slay in order to succeed"
- Mr. BurnsComment
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Homer: "Donuts...is there anything they can't do?"I loves da boobies!
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When Burns and Smithers think they are about to die....
Smithers: "I...I love you, Mr. Burns."
Burns: "Thank you, Smithers, for making my last moments on earth socially awkward."I loves da boobies!
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"This lass could use a bit of grounds-keepin'. AAAAAACH! It's Willie!"
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I bent my wookie - ralphAKA - ClubsexyComment
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"Homer you just fell on Aerosmith!"
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Bart to Lisa. " Don't take that tone with me young lady or you will taste the back of my hand "opinions are like assholes.................
"They aren't after me, they are AFTER YOU! Im just in their way"
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Holy shit, never seen that one. MaybeOriginally posted by hueyAKA - ClubsexyComment
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gotto love the simpsonsComment
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Homer to Bart and Lisa:
"Well kids, you did your best but still failed. So what's the lesson here? That's right, never even try.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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I'm wondering what this scene was about, but something tells me I don't wanna knowOriginally posted by BillyHoe
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I LOVE SIMPSONS!
Hilarious when ned is going skiing and wearing spandex his ass is all muslce and homer is freaked out ned says "It's like i'm wearing nothing at all" keeps playing in homers head with ned's ass shaking lol.. too funny not sure if i described it well tho!Kayla
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Help, I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am! - HomerComment
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Here's to beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer.Comment
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I love Michael Medis ! - Lisa
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Originally posted by NylzHomer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."
Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."
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Bart "it's a banner ad"
Milhouse "it's flashing, we better click it"Comment
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Awesome Steve!Originally posted by LightspeedAKA - ClubsexyComment
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Homer in the hospital with a flower in his head - "Can't you at least trim the leaves so I can watch tv?"
Dr. Hibbard, "What am I, a gardener?"
Family eating fruit from a fruit basket. Homer - "I got it for knocking Mr. Burns out of a window."
Lisa - "Did he die?"
Homer - "What am I, a doctor?"43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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"...before I started working here I didnt even know what a nuclear panerplant was" - HJS
(Homer to penguins on the SS Antartctica) "cluck, cluck, cluck"I died.Comment
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