Dumb bitch at my bank reads the name of the check out-loud so everyone behind me can here it. She always inquires about "Cyber Heat, what's that?".
If I said none of your business then I'm mean or hiding something.
If I say it's my check for selling porn then there's another re-action.
So I say, Oh, I made some computer graphics for that company to use in advertisements. I'm a computer artist.
They understand simple shit like "computer artist"..."web designer" would fuck their head up for a month or so.