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Bama · 10-07-2006, 05:40 PM

Get a turtle.

Easy to care for
Won't bark and piss off the neighbors
Don't have to take outside to take a dump in the rain
Doesn't come with an "ewwww" factor for most girls

10-07-2006, 05:40 PM
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Get a turtle. Easy to care for Won't bark and piss off the neighbors Don't have to take outside to take a dump in the rain Doesn't come with an "ewwww" factor for most girls