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  • Major (Tom)
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 32492
    #1

    Ever crack yourself up writing text for your paysite? Funny Read (short)

    I was writing text for this girl who is, to say the least, butt ugly, but we leave her up for shits and giggles on www.ghettogaggers.com because we get alot of funny emails about it. check it out:

    Caramel
    We are not too proud of this vid, but hey.. it was her first porn so that has to be worth something. This chick looked like Oprah, talked like Mohamed Ali, and smelt like Sasquatch. We had to put a pillow case over her head so Big Red could stay hard. She took a load to the mouth which she gagged on and two to the face. Overall a pretty decent scene for a total first and last timer.


    i crack myself up sometimes
    Duke
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    • shermo
      #2
      To this day, I still crack up every time I read this review! I've written some pretty funny things in my life, but this takes the cake!

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        • DavieVegas
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 6117
          #3
          i like cake
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            • shermo
              #4
              Originally posted by DavieVegas
              i like cake
              Cock boy..

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                • eroswebmaster
                  March 1st, 2003
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 20295
                  #5
                  One of my favorites I wrote a long time ago was for a facial site..the text I used was something like..."She swallows enough cum to cure skin cancer."
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                    • emthree
                      Dialer Kingpin
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10816
                      #6
                      hah, funny. lol.
                      It's one thing to get degraded but getting shit talked adds insult to injury.

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                        • emthree
                          Dialer Kingpin
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 10816
                          #7
                          Originally posted by uproared
                          I dont get it?
                          Cum cures cancer.

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                            • Major (Tom)
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 32492
                              #8
                              Originally posted by emthree
                              hah, funny. lol.
                              It's one thing to get degraded but getting shit talked adds insult to injury.

                              Thats the beauty of it

                              Duke

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                                • dcoulombe
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 54
                                  #9
                                  cum cure cancer hahaha !
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                                    • InkedUpMess
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 368
                                      #10
                                      LOL, Good stuff bro!!

                                      Although I have to admit I love me some Oprah!! Big Oprah, not little Oprah
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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          The lay out looks great and the text ain't really that bad!
                                          The girls are hot!

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                                            • Major (Tom)
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32492
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                              The lay out looks great and the text ain't really that bad!
                                              The girls are hot!

                                              thanks!

                                              Duke

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                                                • opflix
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 1428
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by uproared
                                                  I dont get it?

                                                  - it may have something to do with that gay ass dancing, jesus wanna-be avatar in his sig




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                                                    • Manowar
                                                      jellyfish  
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 71528
                                                      #14
                                                      great work, thats fucking great, and the surfers love that kind of stuff. Good going duke

                                                      and don't forget kiddies - Ghetto Gaggers makes my dong hard.

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                                                        • nico-t
                                                          emperor of my world
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 29901
                                                          #15
                                                          when i make texts for my blog or free sites, i sometimes crack up too.... sometimes im just in that creative mode!

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                                                            • Fred Quimby
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 5430
                                                              #16
                                                              What does a Sasquatch smell like?

                                                              Hey,,,anyone remember the Sasquatch on the 6 Million Dollar Man?

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                                                                • BillyHoe
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 2214
                                                                  #17
                                                                  lol nice

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                                                                    • uvort
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 3580
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Hahaha, that's awesome duke.

                                                                      What kind of shit to people say in the emails?
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                                                                        • Bugbee
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                          • 4609
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Duke that is some funny shit. Writing these things is hilarious some of our funniest work was for the site www.shelovesbigballs.com which is a Tea-Bagging site. I love cracking myself up!!!!
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                                                                            • mrthumbs
                                                                              salad tossing sig guy
                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 11702
                                                                              #20
                                                                              its pretty lame to laught at your own jokes "\:2cents

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                                                                                • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 24433
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  pic???????????


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