Doctor says Elvis is Alive

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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176

    #1

    Doctor says Elvis is Alive

    This isn't a conspiracy I've looked into, I'd just assumed he was dead. For what it's worth, here's a YouTube video on the topic. Anyone GFYers believe he could still be alive?

  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Anyone with a subscription to The National Enquirer knows he's alive.

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    • JFK
      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
      • Jan 2002
      • 67369

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
      Anyone with a subscription to The National Enquirer knows he's alive.
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      • JockoHomo
        "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
        • Jun 2013
        • 1523

        #4
        Not only is he alive but he is has been a presidential adviser since the Nixon years. In fact, he has an apartment in a bunker under area 51 in Nevada where he has been cloned. His clones are currently being trained for the first of what are many planned manned mission to Mars.

        The master plan is to keep sending clones of Elvis to Mars to build a colony there (once they perfect the atmosphere) and continue the human species.

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24812

          #5
          Faux News

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          • kane
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Aug 2001
            • 20684

            #6
            I have a friend that is a big Elvis fan and he believes to his core that Elvis is alive.

            If you have ever seen the movie Bubba Ho Tep you know the truth of what happened to Elvis.

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            • ThunderBalls
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2002
              • 2926

              #7
              In a couple of thousands of years Elvis will be known for walking on water and healing the sick.

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              • Arnox
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2009
                • 2169

                #8
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