Originally posted by justsexxx
For the long term success of the EU, a YES was needed.
The EU gets set back again. Europe, since the dawn of time, has never been able to shed their nationalistic pride... let alone not kill each other in war after war.
There are a few things that need to be agreed upon in Europe. I will make its new constitution:
(This applies to Old Europe - I love most of the members of the 'NEW' Europe)
1. We, Europe, suffers from a crushed ego. We have our history and our borders.
2. Anything that smells of free market, we hate.
3. If you can think it, we can tax it.
4. We will waste all our time telling the world how great we are instead of proving how great we are.
5. Competition? We will tax it.
6. The human spirit... we will tax it, then kill it
7. Rich? We will tax you, kill you, and then tax your heirs, and most likely kill them too.
8. War? Mandatory - every 50 years or less.
9. Hard worker? Move to a country that likes hard work. We want workers who strike, who bitch about competition, and do not want to work more than 30 hours a week.
10. Currency - We will devise new currencies every so often to inflate the economies of the weaker nations (Germany), and make it so the average worker can not exist.
New Europe - Same as the old Europe.
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