FACT: Math/Logic/Probability Have NOTHING to do with Poker

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  • Alex
    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
    • Jun 2004
    • 10963

    #1

    FACT: Math/Logic/Probability Have NOTHING to do with Poker



    Best joke all night. Anyone that believes this, please tell me which poker client you use, i personally like www.2bet.com and you set the anties/limits and chose the room and ill meet you there.

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  • cyber_ninja
    Twerk That Ass
    • Jul 2001
    • 2197

    #2
    you only need to add and subtract




    your money

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    • Alex
      So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
      • Jun 2004
      • 10963

      #3
      Originally posted by cyber_ninja
      you only need to add and subtract




      your money
      Care about me?
      Who?
      Me!
      Who?

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      • sixxxthsense
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 2419

        #4
        im good at math, but i suck at poker? howcome?

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        • xlogger
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 9507

          #5
          I have never gambled, thought about it, almost did it yesturday for my bday on partypoker. I look at it this way, its a bad habit. I might get addicted and regrat it regret on. Like i do now with cigs.

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          • woj
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            • Jul 2002
            • 47880

            #6
            Poker is a game of skill, knowledge of probablity may be helpful, but it alone will certainly not make you a good poker player...
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            • thaifan99
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 3029

              #7
              Pokers a fabulous game................if you can afford to lose and still enjoy!
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              • Myst
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 4708

                #8
                how the fuck can probability not help you in poker?
                if you know that there is a >50% chance of winning, then over time, u will win >50% of the time

                that simple
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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  23606902 icq me we'll play
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                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • fuelcell
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1525

                    #10
                    You, sir, are an idiot. Yes, poker is an, um, interesting game with a heavy dose of luck but depending on luck versus playing the odds will get you very poor over the long haul.
                    Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                    • Alky
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 5651

                      #11
                      Originally posted by woj
                      Poker is a game of skill, knowledge of probablity may be helpful, but it alone will certainly not make you a good poker player...
                      knowing the odds is part of the skill

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                      • woj
                        <&(©¿©)&>
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47880

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Myst
                        how the fuck can probability not help you in poker?
                        if you know that there is a >50% chance of winning, then over time, u will win >50% of the time

                        that simple
                        If it's that simple, write a program to determine optimal strategy, then hit some online casinos, and make some nice $$$.
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                        • Alex
                          So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 10963

                          #13
                          Originally posted by woj
                          If it's that simple, write a program to determine optimal strategy, then hit some online casinos, and make some nice $$$.
                          You arent going to have enough time to run it and cant factor in the other players' hands.
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                          • mastermikex
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 301

                            #14
                            math, probability and logic may not be all there is to poker, but you can't say they have NOTHING to do with it...they are obviously big factors in the way you play....i mean you're not likely to go in with a 2-7 unsuited, due to the reasons that its unlikely you'll get a straight or a flush, not to mention they're the two crappiest hole cards you can be dealt...if thats not math, probability and logic, i dunno what is...

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                            • Babagirls
                              Text Writer
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812

                              #15
                              Originally posted by cyber_ninja
                              you only need to add and subtract




                              your money

                              that was a good one LOL




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                              • eroswebmaster
                                March 1st, 2003
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 20295

                                #16
                                Originally posted by woj
                                Poker is a game of skill, knowledge of probablity may be helpful, but it alone will certainly not make you a good poker player...
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                                • runaway
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1177

                                  #17
                                  true... dont need it to Poke Her

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                                  • eroswebmaster
                                    March 1st, 2003
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 20295

                                    #18
                                    LOL some people here may get the concept about math and poker Alex..but they have zero comprehension. ;)
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                                    • alexg
                                      IL4L.com
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 11287

                                      #19
                                      Anyone who thinks that logic has nothing to do with ANYTHING AT ALL is an idiot!

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                                      • chodadog
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 9736

                                        #20
                                        You're a dumbass.
                                        26 + 6 = 1

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                                        • darnit
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 2439

                                          #21
                                          Poker is:

                                          50% Math
                                          50% Psychology
                                          10% Luck

                                          and no... it doesnt add up

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