Eddie Izzard is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet.
"I was dead at the time"
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I would have said blind man in an art gallery, but hey.
The man is hilarious, but there's no way to describe him very well. You have to see him. Go rent "Dress to Kill"
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From another thread but I figured that I would contain all Eddie Izzard topics to one thread....
Originally posted by Tala
He is an "executive transvestite" and funny as all hell. A hetero guy who looks better in women's clothes than most women, and just has a great sense of dry humor. Funny as fuck.
Well then I'll just have to run out and grab his DVD. I love dry humor but pretty impartial to trannies.
Hey, I need to talk with you tomorrow. Not tonight, please, I'm going insane, but tomorrow.
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?Cause that's what it would be. "Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, ( mimes demonstrating with picket signs ) "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" ?Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
?Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake please."
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"
"Well, so my choice is 'or death?? I?ll have the chicken then, please.
?Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much.?
? Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"
?I asked for the vegetarian."
"Ah, yes, the vegetarian, yes! There we go, Mr. Hitler. There we go... Like a bit of wine? Thank you very much...you Nazi shithead!"
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