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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    Your penis. How do you position it?

    Do you have it hanging to the left?
    Do you have it hanging to the right?
    Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

    Also, are you left handed or right handed?


    My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

    thanks.
  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20013

    #2
    Originally posted by Paraskass
    Do you have it hanging to the left?
    Do you have it hanging to the right?
    Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

    Also, are you left handed or right handed?


    My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

    thanks.
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    • TDF
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      • Mar 2002
      • 27296

      #3
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      • guschi2k
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        • Aug 2002
        • 489

        #4
        Originally posted by Paraskass
        Do you have it hanging to the left?
        ..............
        My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

        thanks.
        same here


        and FYI...TDF's rests over his left shoulder + he's right handed
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        • Paraskass
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 5829

          #5
          ok, so as of right now we have 3 right handers that position it to the left....

          come on lefties, what do you do?

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          • TurboAngel
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            • Jun 2003
            • 30122

            #6
            I don't have one thanks for asking.


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            • mardigras
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              • Feb 2003
              • 14194

              #7
              I'm ambidextrous... I'm all over the place
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              • Violetta
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                • Jul 2004
                • 28735

                #8
                hangs to the left, and Im right handed
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                • kernelpanic
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                  • Jan 2005
                  • 2961

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                  I don't have one thanks for asking.


                  pics please


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                  • kernelpanic
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                    • Jan 2005
                    • 2961

                    #10
                    I'm right handed, and mine hangs to the left


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                    • Nysus
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 7817

                      #11
                      I use mine as a kickstand.

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                      • Muff
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                        • Mar 2001
                        • 1782

                        #12
                        Righty and to the left.

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                        • alexg
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                          • Aug 2003
                          • 11287

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rockatansky
                          hangs to the left, and Im right handed
                          same here

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                          • Nysus
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                            • Aug 2001
                            • 7817

                            #14
                            Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

                            Matt
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                            • VicD
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 13245

                              #15
                              i'll wrap it around my waist

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                              • alexg
                                IL4L.com
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 11287

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Nysus
                                Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

                                Matt
                                then how would you explain my case? I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my LEFT hand, and my penis hangs to the left.

                                I know... I was born in Ukraine in the year chernobyl disaster happened.. this must be the reason

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                                • bllott
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 2368

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                  Do you have it hanging to the left?
                                  Do you have it hanging to the right?
                                  Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

                                  Also, are you left handed or right handed?


                                  My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

                                  thanks.
                                  right handed and to the left means that you jerk off with your hand
                                  you should consider switching hands or jerking off with your left hand to make it go to the right eventually so that its' in the middle evened out

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                                  • JD
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 22651

                                    #18
                                    i tuck mine into my left sock

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                                    • opflix
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 1428

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by alexg
                                      then how would you explain my case? I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my LEFT hand, and my penis hangs to the left.

                                      I know... I was born in Ukraine in the year chernobyl disaster happened.. this must be the reason


                                      right-handed, masturbate-left, hang right .... damn, it sounds like i'm giving directions to the move theater or something...




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                                      • bdld
                                        $100,000
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 11452

                                        #20
                                        between my legs and it rests in my anus.

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                                        • Michaelious
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 6720

                                          #21
                                          i position it wherever she wants it lol

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                                          • Rob
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 13310

                                            #22
                                            Up. Hard.

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                                            • TurboAngel
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 30122

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by kernelpanic
                                              pics please
                                              There are pics here some where.

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                                              • MBS Auto
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                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 1725

                                                #24
                                                Left!!!..................
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                                                • sniperwolf
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                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 17743

                                                  #25
                                                  lol.. i can't believe you guys are discussing this....

                                                  want to see some proof!!!
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                                                  • Pete-KT
                                                    Workin With The Devil
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 51532

                                                    #26
                                                    Right handed and it hangs to the left or straight down

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                                                    • Centurion
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 6033

                                                      #27
                                                      right to right

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                                                      • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 6269

                                                        #28
                                                        i'll keep an eye on this thread

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                                                        • Nicky
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 30071

                                                          #29
                                                          im right handed and I have it hanging to the left

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                                                          • Basic_man
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 27360

                                                            #30
                                                            I always get it on the left of my pants :D
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                                                            • Kristian
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 3733

                                                              #31
                                                              Mine is always hanging 2 inches from the floor.

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                                                              • Dailydiapers
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                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 1080

                                                                #32
                                                                You have to have it pointing down, or your diaper will leak )
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                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I strap it to my left leg

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                                                                  • Fuckin Bill
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                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 1020

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                                                    i tuck mine into my left sock
                                                                    Best answer in this thread.

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                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm using it as my belt...

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                                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 58202

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Where ever it hangs... left or right


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                                                                        • Terry
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 1604

                                                                          #37
                                                                          to the left, right handed.
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                                                                          • Illicit
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                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 11895

                                                                            #38
                                                                            right handed, to the right


                                                                            does that make me ghey ?
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                                                                            • xXxtreme2005
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • Satisfaction
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                hangs to the right and im right handed

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                                                                                • Paraskass
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 5829

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by bdld
                                                                                  between my legs and it rests in my anus.

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                                                                                  • Screaming
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                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 18972

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    hahaha i love these threads

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                                                                                    • GatorB
                                                                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 18208

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Well I usually tried to position it in a pussy or a mouth but sometimes an anus.

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                                                                                      • SilverTab
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 5060

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Muff
                                                                                        Righty and to the left.
                                                                                        same here!
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                                                                                        • budz
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          in pussy or mouth
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                                                                                          • GiantGnome
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                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 4344

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Nysus
                                                                                            Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

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                                                                                            • Zebra
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                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 5091

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Another one for Right handed and hangs to the left...
                                                                                              Old School

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                                                                                              • runaway
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                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                • 1177

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                where ever it wants to b.... cant control it

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                                                                                                • kuthi123
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                  • 6478

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                                                  Do you have it hanging to the left?
                                                                                                  Do you have it hanging to the right?
                                                                                                  Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

                                                                                                  Also, are you left handed or right handed?


                                                                                                  My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

                                                                                                  thanks.
                                                                                                  same here

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                                                                                                  • swedguy
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                                    • 7981

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I wear baggy pants and it still hangs to the left

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