The case involved homosexuals, but it also generally established the right to sexual privacy and forbids and overturns any law making private consensual sexual conduct between adults a crime.
Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).
In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
I can't count how many times I have broke those laws....
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Location: United States, Indiana
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Location: United States, Indiana
SHIT!!!!!!!
The Indiana legislature passed a law declaring pi to be 4.
Up until a week ago, it was illegal for an Indian (feather not dot) to be within the city limits of Boston.
It is still illegal for black men to be within the city limits of Jacksonville, FL, unless accompanied by a responsible white male.
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. (Repealed)
Location: United States, Virginia, Waynesboro
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
considering Bush won NM I say A LOT of people broke that law.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
tax dollars were actually wasted on this legislation. Someone actually read this in a legislative chamber and elected officials debated it and then voted on it.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Location: United States, Indiana
SHIT!!!!!!!
But if you use Allah or only other non-christian god's name in vain it's prefectly ok.
An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
But what if like me, you have a REALLY huge penis?
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