SPRING FALLS, AL ? In a effort to strengthen the loyalty within their ranks, the local branch of Spring Falls, Alabama Ku Klux Klan have issued new hating policies. Members who don?t abide are being thrown out of the organization on the spot. Some members feel the new rules are too strict and that some good haters are being unfairly targeted. ?I hate non-whites more than most people do,? claims Carl Hansen. ?But to throw me out for buying a Nelly CD for my niece is just wrong.?
The man who initiated the new strict rules, Klan member Jeff Earl Hadley, feels he?s justified in his ruling. ?We now have a zero tolerance policy that all our members will follow or they will be gone,? Hadley declared. ?I had to ask my own brother and my cousin to leave the Klan after I caught ?em watching ?Nutty Professor II - The Klumps.??
When asked if he thought he was rushing to judgment, Hadley disagreed. ?It would be one thing if they was watching black movies and hearing black music for research and that kinda thing,? Hadley added. ?But these guys was laughing with Eddie Murphy like there?s no tomorrow, and there ain?t nothing funny about hating.?
In one of the most extreme cases Hadley asked a fellow Klan member to leave the organization after it was revealed that the man shared the same birthday as Low Rawls. ?We ain?t taking no chances no more,? a defiant Hadley said from his city council offices.
The man who initiated the new strict rules, Klan member Jeff Earl Hadley, feels he?s justified in his ruling. ?We now have a zero tolerance policy that all our members will follow or they will be gone,? Hadley declared. ?I had to ask my own brother and my cousin to leave the Klan after I caught ?em watching ?Nutty Professor II - The Klumps.??
When asked if he thought he was rushing to judgment, Hadley disagreed. ?It would be one thing if they was watching black movies and hearing black music for research and that kinda thing,? Hadley added. ?But these guys was laughing with Eddie Murphy like there?s no tomorrow, and there ain?t nothing funny about hating.?
In one of the most extreme cases Hadley asked a fellow Klan member to leave the organization after it was revealed that the man shared the same birthday as Low Rawls. ?We ain?t taking no chances no more,? a defiant Hadley said from his city council offices.
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