Here I was minding my own business and just flew in from "paradise" here and drive up to the house and got about 30 guys hovering outside with TV cameras and others obviously press crews. I get out of the car and they all pounce on me like some celeb.
I'm not partial to "instance interviews" so brush past them into the main gate to be met with hooded cops armed to the hilt. Anyways... surely this is not a porn raid??

A cute latina cop in a hood asks "What is your business here?" By the strength of the force it "could" have been a fatal incident and asked her if anyone has been hurt? Nada problemo - just some guy committing stupid offenses (dunno exactly what yet). I tell her I live here and we have very polite chat and no problems. The cops are still combing the area and still got about five TV crews and the press at the gate, so will leave em all to cool off before going out (all they want is some "story" about someone I hardly knew - and I ain't talking)
Hell.. ya can't go anywhere, but some crap breaks out
