Top 10 words/phrases NOT to put in your personal ad

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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    Top 10 words/phrases NOT to put in your personal ad

    1) Star Trek

    2) Mom


    anyone want to finish the list?
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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2
    3) Plays with fecal matter

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    • Mutt
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2002
      • 34431

      #3
      3)pedophilia charge dropped

      4)i write screenplays
      I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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      • Doc911
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 3695

        #4
        4) I won new tri focals in a cialis contest


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        • WhoGivesaShit
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2004
          • 307

          #5
          had a sleepover with Micheal Jackson

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          • Snake Doctor
            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
            • Mar 2001
            • 13449

            #6
            Originally posted by WhoGivesaShit
            had a sleepover with Micheal Jackson
            sig too big

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            • buck naked
              Confirmed User
              • May 2005
              • 139

              #7
              Star Wars
              Dungeons & Dragons
              Any mention of hobbits, elves, & fairies
              premature ejaculation
              CPA Exam
              genital herpes

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              • opflix
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 1428

                #8
                prefer to be locked in a trunk






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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9

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                  • Malicious Biz
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4575

                    #10
                    Sores...

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                    • TonyL
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 900

                      #11
                      6. How proud you are of your post count on GFY

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                      • Tala
                        Fucked if I know
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 23368

                        #12
                        Acquitted of murder
                        Rape charges dropped
                        Just released from prison
                        Dog lover....

                        ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                        • StuartD
                          Sofa King Band
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 29903

                          #13
                          looking for a ******* to call my own
                          This is me on facebook
                          This is me on twitter

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                          • evelknievel
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 245

                            #14
                            "I like fat chicks....."

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                            • strobi
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 7383

                              #15
                              "I am really sweet and I love to cuddle!"

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                              • Mako
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1986

                                #16
                                8) Post my personal ad or I'll show everyone where Lensman's house is

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                                • juve20
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 2542

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by evelknievel
                                  "I like fat chicks....."
                                  If you like BBWs and are advertising for one then thats the best thing you can say!

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                                  • Babagirls
                                    Text Writer
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 18812

                                    #18
                                    9) Was on Jerry Springer




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                                    • Drake
                                      Hello world!
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12508

                                      #19
                                      I beat herpes

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                                      • emmanuelle
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 3662

                                        #20
                                        "like long walks on the beach"

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                                        • Psychicpsycho
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 35

                                          #21
                                          line's i've heard

                                          my favorite hollywood star is (insert porn star name here)
                                          chat rooms rule
                                          i've made hookers cum, so i must be good!
                                          this space for rent
                                          à louer

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                                          • boner 2.0
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 10970

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Psychicpsycho
                                            i've made hookers cum, so i must be good!
                                            haha

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                                            • Tala
                                              Fucked if I know
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 23368

                                              #23
                                              "You can find me on GFY"

                                              ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                                              • Sly
                                                Let's do some business!
                                                • Sep 2004
                                                • 31379

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Mutt
                                                4)i write screenplays
                                                Hilarious, when I'm hiring people or looking for a new roommate, if they're an aspiring writer of any sort I automatically cross them off the list. Every "writer" I've had any sort of business with has ended in disaster.
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                                                • emmanuelle
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 3662

                                                  #25
                                                  "I like (insert trendy music groups here)"

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                                                  • Rich
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 11486

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mako
                                                    8) Post my personal ad or I'll show everyone where Lensman's house is

                                                    ahahahahahahahaha

                                                    Best laugh I've had all day, thanks.

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                                                    • Mako
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 1986

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Rich
                                                      ahahahahahahahaha

                                                      Best laugh I've had all day, thanks.
                                                      I was giggling like a schoolgirl when I wrote it, lol.

                                                      Got to love drama.

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                                                      • beemk
                                                        CLICK HERE
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 20829

                                                        #28
                                                        no kids (that i know of)
                                                        I host with Vacares

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                                                        • xxxjay
                                                          Tube groupie.
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 13482

                                                          #29
                                                          herpes!!!!!
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                                                          • Due
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 3620

                                                            #30
                                                            Start out saying you where never married, then mention your ex-wife 10 times.
                                                            write you have a very nice house, then write how happy you are about your mothers cooking and how nice it is living at home even though you are 43.
                                                            Write you are a very nice person to live with and Dr Phill also said it was not only your problem but also your mothers.
                                                            Finish with writing the "outsiders are clueless" and your got your problem under control.
                                                            I buy plugs
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                                                            /Due

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                                                            • runaway
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1177

                                                              #31
                                                              burns while peeing

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