I have found Jesus!

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    I have found Jesus!

    What should I do with the body? Do I call the police, or the ambulance? He's way beyond CPR.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • NoWhErE
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2005
    • 10583

    #2
    He's looking good for his age
    skype: lordofthecameltoe

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    • LiveDose
      Show Yer Tits!
      • Feb 2002
      • 25792

      #3
      Sell him on ebay.

      Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

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      • BIGTYMER
        Junior Achiever
        • Nov 2004
        • 17066

        #4
        I'll start the bidding @ $1 USD!

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Repent sinners..Jesus forgives everyone

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          • Yngwie
            I am an Alien from space
            • May 2003
            • 11118

            #6
            crucify him again
            ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141

              #7
              Originally posted by Yngwie
              crucify him again
              Ugh, no way! You want to sit through another Mel Gibson movie about Jesus? He'd make a sequel, you know.
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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              • notabook
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2006
                • 9748

                #8
                It'd go for at least $75.00 on eBay. If you include a grilled cheese sandwich with Frodo's likeness singed into it you'd get double that.

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