Parents help. My 8y.old son asked me who's Ron Jeremy

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  • Theo
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    • May 2001
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    #1

    Parents help. My 8y.old son asked me who's Ron Jeremy

    what should i tell him?

    should't kids ask about batman and superman?
  • flashfire
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    • Feb 2003
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    #2
    he is superman to some

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    • Scootermuze
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      • Dec 2001
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      #3
      I'd ask him where he got the name....

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      • guschi2k
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        #4
        Originally posted by flashfire
        he is superman to some
        i like that one
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        • polish_aristocrat
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          • Jul 2002
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          #5
          you have a kid, wtfffffffff
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          • Babaganoosh
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            #6
            Originally posted by Scootermuze
            I'd ask him where he got the name....
            Exactly. Then just tell your son that you think he's an actor.
            I like pie.

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            • Spunky
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              • Jun 2002
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              #7
              Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game

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              • JSA Matt
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                • Aug 2003
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                #8
                depends where he heard the name

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                • sonofsam
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                  • Dec 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by spunky
                  Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game
                  I like turtles.

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                  • The Other Sweetie
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #10
                    Play dumb. Tell him ya never heard of the guy. Then ask him where he heard the name and if he knows who Ron Jeremy is.

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                    • Babaganoosh
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by spunky
                      Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game


                      Fucker, you made me spit tea on myself.
                      I like pie.

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                      • WWC-DonMike
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                        • Feb 2005
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by spunky
                        Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game
                        Hon, if Ron Jeremy ran like Sonic for 5 minutes, he'd drop dead of a heart attack!!!
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                        • CDSmith
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                          #13
                          Show him this pic....


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                          • RedShoe
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                            #14
                            Tell your kid he better not ever say that name or he'll get a whoppin'. Then grab him by the collar, and threaten him to tell you all his friends names so you can give them whoppin's too. Then send him to bed with no dinner. Oh. and bust some of his shit up.

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                            • Theo
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                              • May 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
                              Play dumb. Tell him ya never heard of the guy. Then ask him where he heard the name and if he knows who Ron Jeremy is.

                              from e-mail he got

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                              • azguy
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                                • Nov 2004
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                                #16
                                Kill the source of his intel

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                                • Mike Okitch
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                  from e-mail he got
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                                  • kernelpanic
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                                    • Jan 2005
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                    Time to upgrade the spam filters
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                                    Just tell your kid he's a retired football player or something like that.
                                    Last edited by kernelpanic; 05-26-2005, 05:11 PM.


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                                    • Theo
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                                      • May 2001
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                                      #19
                                      maybe internet wasnt good idea
                                      so far this month he learned

                                      cialis = medicine for old men
                                      viagra = medicine for old men
                                      xanax = medicine for his mother

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                                      • Ricky Dynamite
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                                        • Jan 2004
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                                        #20
                                        At least you didn't do coke with your daughter.

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                                        • Antonio
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by spunky
                                          Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game

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                                          • reynold
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                                            #22
                                            Tell him he's his real father...

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                                            • sickkittens
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                                              #23
                                              Just tell him he's some guy on the Surreal Life.

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                                              • Babagirls
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                Just tell him he's some guy on the Surreal Life.
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                                                • opflix
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                                                  #25
                                                  tell'em the TRUTH. how come parents are afraid to do that?





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                                                  • mastamindz
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                                                    #26
                                                    Tell him its Super Mario.
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                                                    • Donny
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                                                      • May 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by opflix
                                                      tell'em the TRUTH. how come parents are afraid to do that?

                                                      Exactly!

                                                      Right after this thread was started my fiance asked me: "Buddha, what would you tell (son's name here) if he asked who Ron Jeremy was?"

                                                      My answer was two words long: "The truth".

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                                                      • Theo
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                                                        • May 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        i told him the truth and wants to see him in video

                                                        wtf
                                                        that's not going to happen

                                                        any softcore movie you parents recommend?

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                                                        • undermyspell
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                                                          #29
                                                          show him the surreal life.. LOL

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                                                          • kernelpanic
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                            i told him the truth and wants to see him in video

                                                            wtf
                                                            that's not going to happen

                                                            any softcore movie you parents recommend?
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                                                            • Girth Vader
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                                                              • May 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                              what should i tell him?

                                                              should't kids ask about batman and superman?
                                                              tell him hes a big fat man who likes to use his tool and hammers things!

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                                                              • Donny
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                                                                • May 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                I thought he was funny in Boondock Saints, but that's a bit violent for an 8 year old. Other movies:

                                                                http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000465/

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                                                                • Sukebe
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                  what should i tell him?

                                                                  should't kids ask about batman and superman?

                                                                  He's the other Teletubbie.
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                                                                  I'm not a pornstar, but I play one in real life.

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                                                                  • Theo
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    this one sounds to have toon theme

                                                                    Ron Jeremy - This Little Piggy Went to Porno (1998)


                                                                    any good?

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                                                                      #35
                                                                      tell him if he eats his wheaties he can grow up to have a dick the size of rons

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                                                                      • loverboy
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                                                                        • May 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mastamindz
                                                                        Tell him its Super Mario.
                                                                        nice one

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                                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Tell him he's a superhero too, a magical hairy jew with a potbelly and a giant magic wand that he casts a spell on women with.

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                                                                          • cherrylula
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                                                                            • Jan 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Ron Jeremy is a really bad actor, and if you watch his movies your eyeballs will implode.

                                                                            and he's your kid, but why would you let an 8 yo have email? eek. If I have a kid I'm keeping him/her off the net til they are 18 or something, I swear.

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                                                                            • BradM
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Tell him that he smells like feces and is a worthless sack of human waste.

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                                                                              • WhoGivesaShit
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                just tell him that Ron Jeremy is king of the ugly people.
                                                                                at his age that is he needs to know.
                                                                                and its true too.

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                                                                                • Kenny B!
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                  Tell your kid he better not ever say that name or he'll get a whoppin'. Then grab him by the collar, and threaten him to tell you all his friends names so you can give them whoppin's too. Then send him to bed with no dinner. Oh. and bust some of his shit up.

                                                                                  That's what my old man did to me... and look, I turned out just fine.

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                                                                                  • MandyBlake
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    tell him he was a teacher and then became an actor.
                                                                                    that's an easy one.
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                                                                                    • Screaming
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      tell him he is a famous movie star of movies that only adults can watch

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                                                                                      • DarkJedi
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        also, tell him he posts on GFY.

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                                                                                        • axelcat
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky
                                                                                          Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game

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                                                                                          • Doc911
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                                                                                            • Feb 2004
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            just give him some pointers on how to surf internet porn safely. I heard from another parent thats it keeps them from infecting their "computer" from spyware and virus


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                                                                                            • sickkittens
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Screaming
                                                                                              tell him he is a famous movie star of movies that only adults can watch
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                                                                                              • Dagwolf
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                A famous hedgehog who goes around poking lots of women with his bristles.
                                                                                                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                • Doc911
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                                                  from e-mail he got
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                                                                                                  • Sosa
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    lol you serious?

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