Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
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Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.Comment
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The supervisor asks a blonde to go outside and measure the height of the flag pole so she goes outside and is looking at it thinking how am i gonna get a tape measure all the way up there to measure the height. The maintenance guy walks buy and she asks him a good way to go about it. So he takes down the poll lays it accross the ground and meansures says its 26 feet 6 inches the blonde says thats great you measured the width but i need the heightCollege Downtime.comComment
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Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
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Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.Comment
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tthis one is godo
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.Comment
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Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A: You need a quarter to use the phone.Comment
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Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.Comment
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.Comment
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.Comment
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.Comment
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Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They're both stuck up c*nts!Comment
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Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.Comment
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LOL, you remember how our room was missing an ironing board and we couldn't figure out how to close it in Toronto? LOLOriginally posted by Juicy D. Links
WGI play with Google.Comment
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thats my favouriteOriginally posted by Juicy D. LinksComment
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Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?Comment
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Originally posted by WiredGuy
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Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"Comment
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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.Comment
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.Comment
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos.Comment
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.Comment
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LOL, this one was written for me wasn't itOriginally posted by Juicy D. Links
WGI play with Google.Comment
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some are quite funnyComment
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good threadCollege Downtime.comComment
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Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
that ones great.Jeff BrownComment
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Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an essay.Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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lmao good shitOriginally posted by escorpioCollege Downtime.comComment
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Originally posted by escorpio
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so this blonde was at work, when she overheard her co-workers making blonde jokes and shit, so shes all pissed off and leaves work when she sees a blonde out in the middle of a cornfield rowing a boat she thinks to her self for a second then gets out of the car and yells at the blonde in the field "ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD NAME, IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"Comment
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wahahhha.. those are some funny shit juicy..thanks for sharing
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Another set?!
Thanks man!Comment
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