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  • Mike A
    Registered User
    • May 2005
    • 82
    #1

    So I ordered a HOOKER today...

    I got horny so I ordered a teen hooker.
    She was tall, blonde and had big tits.
    She asked me what's my name.
    I told her "shut up bitch, get on your knees, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like a little baby!"
    After 15 minutes I cummed in her mouth.

    I don't regret any minute nor do I regret the 30 bucks I spent on that bitch.
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    • BoogieCFZ
      Confirmed User
      • May 2003
      • 341
      #2
      cheap hookers. where you order from?

      i'm feeling like some takeout.
      I have a Porn Blog that's actually fun to read. Like it? Link To It.

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        • STD
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2005
          • 524
          #3
          Sounds like a crack whore to me!

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            • boner 2.0
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2004
              • 10970
              #4
              All dress?

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                • The Duck
                  Adult Content Provider
                  • May 2005
                  • 18243
                  #5
                  Umm... ...
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                    • Mike Okitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4126
                      #6
                      That story is pure bullshit.

                      Your village called, they want their idiot back.
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                        • cezam
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1363
                          #7

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                            • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                              I guarantee it
                              • May 2005
                              • 18314
                              #8
                              $ 30.00 bucks, that is cheap, the minimum price here in Australia is at least $ 100.00 per half hour, have a look at how ugly some of our hooker are,

                              www.australian-escorts.com.au

                              Batts

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                                • polish_aristocrat
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 40377
                                  #9
                                  and then you woke up ?
                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                    • Mike A
                                      Registered User
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 82
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                      That story is pure bullshit.

                                      Your village called, they want their idiot back.
                                      STFU cunt
                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                        • eroswebmaster
                                          March 1st, 2003
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 20295
                                          #11
                                          Did you biggie size her?
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                                            • Harmon
                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 20013
                                              #12
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                                                • xclusive
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 35218
                                                  #13
                                                  Where are you from?

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                                                    • thonglife
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 1566
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Mike A
                                                      I got horny so I ordered a teen hooker.
                                                      She was tall, blonde and had big tits.
                                                      She asked me what's my name.
                                                      I told her "shut up bitch, get on your knees, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like a little baby!"
                                                      After 15 minutes I cummed in her mouth.

                                                      I don't regret any minute nor do I regret the 30 bucks I spent on that bitch.
                                                      Incest is illegal in some states you know.

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                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 42635
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                          That story is pure bullshit.

                                                          Your village called, they want their idiot back.
                                                          That about sums it up.

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                                                            • Harmon
                                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 20013
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by thonglife
                                                              Incest is illegal in some states you know.
                                                              What did he say that implied incest? Am I missing something?
                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                • thonglife
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 1566
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                  What did he say that implied incest? Am I missing something?
                                                                  Apphrently so.

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                                                                    • Nightwind
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 4786
                                                                      #18
                                                                      What an idiot

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                                                                        • Harmon
                                                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 20013
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by thonglife
                                                                          Apphrently so.
                                                                          So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual
                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 16502
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                                              That story is pure bullshit.

                                                                              Your village called, they want their idiot back.
                                                                              haha, that made me LOL

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                                                                                • thonglife
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 1566
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                  So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual
                                                                                  Implied response to a backasswards countryfuck blowing bullshit.

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                                                                                    • Project-Shadow
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 7340
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                      So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual
                                                                                      He was implying that it was his sister... really man it wasn't that difficult to pick-up.

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                                                                                        • BastarD
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 6341
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          she should cut off your little balls

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                                                                                            • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 40377
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Project-Shadow
                                                                                              He was implying that it was his sister...
                                                                                              huh? how?
                                                                                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 40377
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                  huh? how?
                                                                                                  ah ok

                                                                                                  but you also made it sound like the thread started was implying that
                                                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                    • felipeav
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                                      • 423
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Batts
                                                                                                      here in Australia is at least $ 100.00 per half hour
                                                                                                      come to brazil for some vacations .. ;)

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                                                                                                        • opflix
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 1428
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          aw man... straight comedy on this board... all day




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                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You got ripped off..I pay only 20

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                                                                                                                • SomeCreep
                                                                                                                  :glugglug
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                  • 26118
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  congrats

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                                                                                                                    • WebTitan
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                      • 5114
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i never understood how someone would pay someone for sex...

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                                                                                                                        • hova
                                                                                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                          • 22430
                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • Anthony
                                                                                                                              Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                              • 9653
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              WTF.

                                                                                                                              Correction, I have no idea who this fucker is.

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                                                                                                                                • Mike A
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 82
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky
                                                                                                                                  You got ripped off..I pay only 20
                                                                                                                                  My hooker had teeth.
                                                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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