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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I win STUPID DOUCHE for today

    I just dump out my ashtray into the trash , k

    Then I see smoke coming from it....

    Luckily I have a fire extinguisher , i unleashed it. It shot out like a stream of white shit looked like powdery jizz.

    Damn what a idiot i am.
  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2
    lol you douche

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18648

      #3
      air out your house now, make sure to open alll your windows


      edit: let me save you the trouble.... "thank you captain obvious"

      lol
      I like turtles.

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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #4
        impossible

        pornstar2fag is still breathing

        once that stops, you might be a contender.
        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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        • fireorange
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 1648

          #5
          Originally posted by brand0n
          impossible

          pornstar2fag is still breathing

          once that stops, you might be a contender.

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Empty your ashtrays in a can first and wait awhile before you dump them..you could have burnt down your place if you went out right after

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              air out your house now, make sure to open alll your windows


              edit: let me save you the trouble.... "thank you captain obvious"

              lol

              it was a quick shot , I have the windows open and burning incense.

              Shit first time i used a fire extinguisher Everyone should have one

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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18648

                #8
                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                it was a quick shot , I have the windows open and burning incense.

                Shit first time i used a fire extinguisher Everyone should have one
                i think all houses should have at least one of those small fire extinguishers... even if a small fire breaks out it will take it out, but if you don't have one, you'll panick and try and find something to pour water on it with and waste a lot of time
                I like turtles.

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by spunky
                  Empty your ashtrays in a can first and wait awhile before you dump them..you could have burnt down your place if you went out right after
                  yeah i know man , luckily i learned my lesson without any damage

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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18648

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                    yeah i know man , luckily i learned my lesson without any damage
                    i've learned all my lessons in adult without any damage also...


                    I like turtles.

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                    • GiantGnome
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4344

                      #11
                      dont be down on yourself. you caught it before it became a problem.
                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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