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Old 09-28-2006, 07:36 AM  
polish_aristocrat
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BVF, you're on the roll today [ QUOTE ]

this deserves a seperate thread :D

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Originally Posted by BVF
Here's a story for bdjuf and the rest of you GFY'ers...I've been watching this board a long time..

In the beginning, Boneprone ruled the board with others who were actually making money in the biz and had big traffic like sleazydream who could destroy people by calling them "idiots" while all the whores would run to try to piss off sleazydream...Somebody like the Hun would make a post saying ANYTHING and the views and replies were through the roof from people wanting to kiss the hun's ass...Anything with "Hun" in the title got instant attention.....People would go to shows and take pics holding up the BP4L signs..It was all about throwing up signs and having cliques of people...People like PersianKitty and Shemp would actively post......Then clones of BP4L came...Remember PartyGoat?..Remember "Good Looking 4 Life"?.....I joined GFY on the tail end of this trend which was January 2002...

After that era the GFY trend went to hinting of homosexuality...This is the Era of Juicylinks height of fame where every fucking thread he made got mad views and replies...

It was the era where the photochop came into prominence where every wannabe photochopper would use Juicy's face on dicks, taco's, etc.........Then he brought on his buddy Mr.Izz, who I might add is cool as shit and then they had the persian dynamic duo....people would go to shows and take half ass gay pics with other webmasters such as the simulated blowjobs to the simulated bending the dude over to fuck him to the people acting like they're giving head to sleazydream's woody award...But then nobody actually claimed gayness....This is also the Era where Juicylinks brought in the popularity of the "Persian Posters...

Then, BdJuf, it came to YOUR era which was "metrosexuality" which included you, the other bushy eyebrowed persian whose name I can't remember, and in a lesser role, Ricky Martin aka Nylz..Where wearing pink was in and making your hair stiff with mousse was in style...We all had to bear your incessant posting of button down shirts and lip and tongue rings while trying to make your shiny lips pouty looking.....Nylz I assume is straight but we all know you and the other bushy eyebrowed persian were just flaming queens wrapped in a metrosexual package....We dealt with your talking about fashion and jeans like you really weren't gay all along...You had your run and now it's over...

Now it's gone into the "I'm all out gay acting" phase that started with the funny and entertaining "Curious Boy Toy" who probably isn't even gay....

And Now you won't get any attention at all until you actually talk about sucking dick and drinking sperm like BoyAlley....You have to be either all out gay or you have to be a piece of trailer trash who did nothing but run a lame website with dicks on it and then gets a job with a program like JimTheFiend, who has no talent except a redneck loud mouth and a job with another loudmouth..

Now at the shows, people have gone from the simulated gay pics to the all out gay pics where dicks and balls are being grabbed and dudes are kissing each other in the mouth on camera......BoyAlley is running wild on the board talking about "breeders" and "blubbercunts" and the whole thing is going to a pile of shit...

Now we have people who have actually accomplished shit, professional board whores, and the bottomfeeders who try to make weed money sigwhoring..

The End...

best GFY summary ever ( actually I could write a similar one, but I'd be accused of having no life )


anyway, you get the

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