Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

    A: Nothing. They've never met.
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      I thought it would have been "At what time do we open ?"
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18648
          #3
          come back? i can't stand being apart?
          I like turtles.

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
              A: Her feet!

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                • darnit
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 2439
                  #5
                  olie but goodie...

                  Why did the blond stop taking the pill?























                  It kept falling out.

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6
                      Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
                      A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
                          A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

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                            • Babagirls
                              Text Writer
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
                              A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.




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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992
                                  #9
                                  Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
                                  A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

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                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992
                                      #10
                                      Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
                                      A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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                                        • HighRoller
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 1037
                                          #11
                                          What do you call sunscreen that keeps out the UV rays
                                          and also gay guys?


                                          Cockblocker

                                          Sorry just made that up less than a minute ago

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                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992
                                              #12
                                              Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
                                              A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992
                                                  #13
                                                  Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
                                                  A: She drowns it.

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                                                    • WebTitan
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 5114
                                                      #14
                                                      lol....good one

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                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992
                                                          #15
                                                          Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
                                                          A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992
                                                              #16
                                                              Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
                                                              A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
                                                                  A: Divorcee'

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Q: What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
                                                                      A: She fell in the sink.

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                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 122992
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
                                                                          A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

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                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
                                                                              A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.


                                                                              god damn i am boredddddddddddddddddddddddd

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                                                                                • Mrs. Lenny2
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                                  • 1175
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  How did the blonde try to kill the worm?

                                                                                  She buried it alive.
                                                                                  [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

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                                                                                    • Mrs. Lenny2
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                                                      • 1175
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
                                                                                      A: Last year's hide and seek winner.
                                                                                      Last edited by Mrs. Lenny2; 05-25-2005, 08:24 PM.
                                                                                      [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

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                                                                                        • Mrs. Lenny2
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                                          • 1175
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
                                                                                          pregnant?

                                                                                          "Is it mine?"
                                                                                          [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

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                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              How unfortunate is Miss blonde...

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                                                                                                • Dirtytoes
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                                                  • 33
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                  A: Nothing. They've never met.
                                                                                                  answer to ur original question.................
                                                                                                  What did one blonde leg say to the other?
                                                                                                  "between me and you, we can make alot of money." ;-)

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