Star wars fans, please explain this to me

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • bllott
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 2368

    #1

    Star wars fans, please explain this to me

    I was just watching star wars and I noticed something that I haven't been able to explain to myself.

    The jedis have total control over their light sabres and can turn them on and off at will.

    This means that even while they are fighting they can turn them on an off at will.

    So let's say Jedi 1 attacks Jedi 2. Jedi 1 swings and Jedi 2 parries as their light sabres strike.

    With real swords made of steel you can parry that way with the swords striking. However, if a Jedi can turn off his saber and on at any time, All that the attacker has to do is strike with an ON saber, and when the attacked tries to parry, he turns off his saber, the swing gets past the defender's saber and then turn it back on cutting him in half after the parry.

    That's what I don't understand?
  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

    ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

    Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
    ICQ me at: 31024634

    Comment

    • HarrytheNazi
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 1164

      #3
      i have a bad feeling about this

      Comment

      • bllott
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 2368

        #4
        Originally posted by CDSmith

        The point is that I want it explained to me

        Comment

        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423

          #5
          thats not fair, the Jedi are all about justice.

          fuck if i know haha
          no sig

          Comment

          • mech
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 343

            #6
            You want a fictional movie that involves fictional light swords explained to you? Here's your explanation: it's a movie! You're supposed to suspend disbelief for 2 hours and enjoy yourself. Otherwise you'll find huge holes and inconsistencies with everything you watch.
            Geo-target banners, text, snippets of code...
            basically anything on your website with Geo-Ads PHP.

            Comment

            • Mako
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 1986

              #7
              Donovan will answer your question in detail, he's an expert on Jedi practices and the SW universe in general.

              Comment

              • Meta Ridley
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 3433

                #8
                You cant just turn them on and off at will,,, you actually have to push a switch,,, so the handle would have to be in prime spot at that time
                [email protected]

                Comment

                • bllott
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                  You cant just turn them on and off at will,,, you actually have to push a switch,,, so the handle would have to be in prime spot at that time
                  what switch? what spot? it's in his hand, it makes no difference where it is in the air.

                  that makes no sense

                  Comment

                  • bllott
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2368

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mech
                    You want a fictional movie that involves fictional light swords explained to you? Here's your explanation: it's a movie! You're supposed to suspend disbelief for 2 hours and enjoy yourself. Otherwise you'll find huge holes and inconsistencies with everything you watch.
                    yea i'm just curious what the explanation is behind it, usually such glaring holes have explanations in the storyline that make the believable

                    Comment

                    • bllott
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2368

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wiggles
                      thats not fair, the Jedi are all about justice.

                      fuck if i know haha
                      Ok, so why doesn't the evil Sith do that then?

                      Comment

                      • NoCarrier
                        We need more free porn
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 16356

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bllott
                        That's what I don't understand?

                        Comment

                        • boneprone
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 34415

                          #13
                          There is a switch on the lightsaber man..

                          Everyone knows this.

                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                          Learn about it kids.

                          Comment

                          • wedouglas
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 5921

                            #14
                            they dont turn on and off instantly. they have to turn off completely before they come back on. so in the time it would take to turn off, the other guy would have an open shot

                            Comment

                            • bllott
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 2368

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoCarrier

                              Comment

                              • Meta Ridley
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 3433

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bllott
                                what switch? what spot? it's in his hand, it makes no difference where it is in the air.

                                that makes no sense
                                This thread sucks
                                [email protected]

                                Comment

                                • Doctor Dre
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692

                                  #17
                                  That's a good idea for a next lucas movie
                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

                                  Comment

                                  • bllott
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 2368

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by boneprone
                                    There is a switch on the lightsaber man..

                                    Everyone knows this.
                                    ok there's a switch but you can easily turn it on and off while fighting

                                    Comment

                                    • bllott
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 2368

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                      This thread sucks
                                      is your heart broken? I am trying to clear things up here if there's an actual explanation in the movie

                                      Comment

                                      • xXxtreme2005
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 717

                                        #20
                                        I got an Idea.....go write a screenplay and get funding to make your own movie.


                                        GOT TRAFFIC?.......
                                        I BUY TRAFFIC
                                        ICQ 318-368-640

                                        Comment

                                        • bllott
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 2368

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by xXxtreme2005
                                          I got an Idea.....go write a screenplay and get funding to make your own movie.
                                          and you can fuck right off

                                          Comment

                                          • xXxtreme2005
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 717

                                            #22
                                            Such Anger you have......the path to the Dark Side it is!


                                            GOT TRAFFIC?.......
                                            I BUY TRAFFIC
                                            ICQ 318-368-640

                                            Comment

                                            • CDSmith
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460

                                              #23
                                              Isn't there a space nerds forum somewhere you could ask this on?
                                              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                              ICQ me at: 31024634

                                              Comment

                                              • CDSmith
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2001
                                                • 51460

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bllott
                                                and you can fuck right off
                                                Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                Comment

                                                • bllott
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 2368

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                  Isn't there a space nerds forum somewhere you could ask this on?
                                                  I got banned from there, the nerds are the ones who don't realize shit like this

                                                  Comment

                                                  • wedouglas
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 5921

                                                    #26
                                                    i just explained why it wouldnt work....

                                                    Comment

                                                    • sniperwolf
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 17743

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mech
                                                      You want a fictional movie that involves fictional light swords explained to you? Here's your explanation: it's a movie! You're supposed to suspend disbelief for 2 hours and enjoy yourself. Otherwise you'll find huge holes and inconsistencies with everything you watch.
                                                      well said!
                                                      ~Accepting design works~

                                                      Comment

                                                      • bllott
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 2368

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                        i just explained why it wouldnt work....
                                                        on there is no open shot

                                                        the attacker has to turn it ON on the follow through after he has passed the sabre of the defender. that happens slow enough to cut the defender on the same motion

                                                        Comment

                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460

                                                          #29


                                                          "Never shut your light sabre off in the heat of battle"
                                                          Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                          ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                          Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                          ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                          Comment

                                                          • CDSmith
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 51460

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bllott
                                                            on there is no open shot

                                                            the attacker has to turn it ON on the follow through after he has passed the sabre of the defender. that happens slow enough to cut the defender on the same motion
                                                            Sounds good in theory, but if you mis-timed it by a milisecond....







                                                            ... you could break your weapon in half.
                                                            Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                            ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                            Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                            ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                            Comment

                                                            • wedouglas
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 5921

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bllott
                                                              on there is no open shot

                                                              the attacker has to turn it ON on the follow through after he has passed the sabre of the defender. that happens slow enough to cut the defender on the same motion
                                                              nah see. you swing down and i block horizontally. you blade is obviously not long enough to reach me or else i would be hit. so essentially are blade are crossed in an over head view in the shape of an Xr. when you turn yours off, it takes a second for the blade to go away and another second for it to come back on. in that time i would most definately be fast enough to notice your saber going off and cut you down. there is no point in which you could hit me

                                                              Comment

                                                              • reynold
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271

                                                                #32
                                                                That could have been George Lucas' secret why Star wars remains a box office...

                                                                Comment

                                                                • aico
                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 14748

                                                                  #33
                                                                  what a stupid question... because if you turned your saber off, the defenders saber would also pass thru yours and you would be sliced too...

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • sperbonzo
                                                                    I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 9750

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                                    nah see. you swing down and i block horizontally. you blade is obviously not long enough to reach me or else i would be hit. so essentially are blade are crossed in an over head view in the shape of an Xr. when you turn yours off, it takes a second for the blade to go away and another second for it to come back on. in that time i would most definately be fast enough to notice your saber going off and cut you down. there is no point in which you could hit me
                                                                    EXACTLY...


                                                                    (OK, can we move on now? LMAO!!!)
                                                                    Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing

                                                                    [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/

                                                                    ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                      ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                                      Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                                      ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • bllott
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 2368

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by aico
                                                                        what a stupid question... because if you turned your saber off, the defenders saber would also pass thru yours and you would be sliced too...
                                                                        NO! when you're blocking an attack your not swinging in an aggressive motion.

                                                                        This is why in that timespan you could turn it on and off and cut the other guy before he can see it or react

                                                                        that's right

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • SomeCreep
                                                                          :glugglug
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 26118

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier

                                                                          Webair Hosting

                                                                          I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • c-lo
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                            • 925

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                            Good God man...

                                                                            Gone too far you have.
                                                                            The AlphaPhaze Network
                                                                            Traffic & Hardlink Trades | Sponsors | Resources
                                                                            The adult marketing network you can trust

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • flashfire
                                                                              ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 13098

                                                                              #39
                                                                              because that would make for a boring movie

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                • 38323

                                                                                #40


                                                                                Next question...

                                                                                ADG Webmaster
                                                                                Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos



                                                                                Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 42635

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                  Smith...
                                                                                  Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                                  Enough Said.

                                                                                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • EROTEEK
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 419

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    that question is too easy... just tell me howcome Yoda, the greatest and wisest Jeddi of all times cannot speak proper english...is he a moron?
                                                                                    EROTEEK STUDIOS

                                                                                    Yahoo: Eroteek_Studios
                                                                                    ICQ: 346685131
                                                                                    CUSTOM AND EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • loverboy
                                                                                      When it rains, it pours
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 20609

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • LittleSassy
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2005
                                                                                        • 7402

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CDSmith


                                                                                        you're good man...

                                                                                        Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0
                                                                                        OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003
                                                                                        ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • sickkittens
                                                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 25100

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          For everyone who wasn't sure...Star Wars is just a movie.

                                                                                          HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                                                                                          THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • DarkJedi
                                                                                            No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                                            • 28301

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by bllott
                                                                                            I was just watching star wars and I noticed something that I haven't been able to explain to myself.

                                                                                            The jedis have total control over their light sabres and can turn them on and off at will.

                                                                                            This means that even while they are fighting they can turn them on an off at will.

                                                                                            So let's say Jedi 1 attacks Jedi 2. Jedi 1 swings and Jedi 2 parries as their light sabres strike.

                                                                                            With real swords made of steel you can parry that way with the swords striking. However, if a Jedi can turn off his saber and on at any time, All that the attacker has to do is strike with an ON saber, and when the attacked tries to parry, he turns off his saber, the swing gets past the defender's saber and then turn it back on cutting him in half after the parry.

                                                                                            That's what I don't understand?
                                                                                            Son, go touch a woman instead.

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • Screaming
                                                                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 18972

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i dont get anything you just said really heh, i mean i get some of it but as a whole nope you lost me

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • C-Bass
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                                • 3153

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                someone owes me 45 seconds of my life after readin the first post....
                                                                                                "Unhappy with the riches 'cause you're piss poor morally."

                                                                                                Trade traffic? - Highdef Blog

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Dalai lama
                                                                                                  Strength and Honor
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 16540

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                  My god. You guys are so creative.

                                                                                                  A program you can trust.
                                                                                                  Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • woj
                                                                                                    <&(©¿©)&>
                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 47880

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    50 star wars fans...
                                                                                                    Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                                                                                                    Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                                                                                                    Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...