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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
I will be there representing the LionDollars and trying to get a life sentence in the Bangkok Hilton for doing something fucking stupid. |
Well, just being an adult webmaster in Thailand can land you a NICE room in the Bangkok Hilton. But odds are low you would get that lucky.
May I suggest going to a bar called Soi Gonzo, ask for Jim (he owns it)... tell him you would like to meet one if his "special ladies" and that you would rather take her to your hotel instead of his place.
Then on your way into the hotel, refuse to show her ID card and call the desk boy "Kwai" as you pass, flipping him the bird along the way.
This may do the trick. If not, read on...
Bang the special lady for several hours, then go back and tell Jim he gave you a ladyboy and if you don't get your money back, you're going to the cops. Shove him to show you mean business. He likes that.
Everything else will fall into place from there.
This will get you one of the newer VIP rooms at Bangkwang, I mean... the Bangkok Hilton.
Enjoy your stay. I will probably be joining you sooner or later.
Just remember that I get the bottom bunk.