See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727
    #1

    See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

    See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

    Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything!

    So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

    Which one are you?
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      God I loved that movie!

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62910
          #3
          What movie. I am sooo freaking lost.
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            • Joe Citizen
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 4552
              #4
              Originally posted by Headless
              Which one are you?
              Not sure, but you're all three. Plus you're fat and ugly!

              Congrats!

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                • Headless
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 26727
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                  Not sure, but you're all three. Plus you're fat and ugly!

                  Congrats!

                  Eat shit moron.

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                    • machinegunkelly
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 3304
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                      Not sure, but you're all three. Plus you're fat and ugly!

                      Congrats!
                      I don't know you ,
                      I don't know headless , so don't be offended but fuck that made me laugh .
                      dead.

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                        • High Quality
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 5741
                          #7
                          This thread just reminded me to d/l it now that its on dvd!

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                            • effer
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 135
                              #8
                              Use your acting skills Gary!
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                                • PenisFace
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 3774
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                  Not sure, but you're all three. Plus you're fat and ugly!

                                  Congrats!

                                  Hahaha, I needed a good laugh man, thanks.
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                                    • Joe Citizen
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 4552
                                      #10
                                      I guess this thread didn't turn out like Headless had hoped.

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                                        • Doctor Dre
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 51692
                                          #11
                                          What movie is it ?
                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • RAM
                                              They're all hookers, but mom!
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 7047
                                              #12
                                              have to think about this one
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                                                • Fukeneh
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 1245
                                                  #13
                                                  i want my 25 second back.

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                                                    • chaze
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 9774
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                      What movie is it ?

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                                                        • jayme_
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                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 158
                                                          #15
                                                          team america

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                                                            • chaze
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 9774
                                                              #16
                                                              Kewl thanks I'm gonna check it out.
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                                                                • aico
                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 14748
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by RAM
                                                                  have to think about this one
                                                                  You fucking crack me up... seriously, this board needs more people like you.

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                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 16015
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Funny, I just read the review of the movie in Rolling Stone and then here you are posting about it ;)

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                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 40077
                                                                          #19
                                                                          It came out yesterday on DVD over here..I had it on pre-order with Amazon. Hopefully it willg et here soon because I have a lot of friends that need to watch it.

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                                                                            • xlogger
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                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 9507
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Nice thread bra.

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