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  • Fake Nick
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 7708

    #51
    50 ouch , I cut off my penis !

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #52
      lolollololol

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      • kristin
        GOO!
        • Sep 2002
        • 9768

        #53
        If it's not true, that's the best cancellation story I've heard ... well, at least the most creative.
        Vacares rules.

        "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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        • SL|M!
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 1480

          #54
          Originally posted by Afrekete
          poor guy...he deserves a free lifetime membership

          Although if he can't use his penis, then making him watch a bunch of other guys fucking is just plain mean.

          wouldnt that be horrible!

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          • flirty
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2005
            • 2840

            #55
            i cant believe some penis-less man asked for his membership cancelled
            and all your ideas are coming (rebill, free 1 or 2 months membership etc)

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            • GatorB
              The Demon & 12clicks
              • Oct 2001
              • 18208

              #56
              Originally posted by Basic_man
              Mouhahaha, this guy deserve a free lifetime membership :D
              WTF is he going to do with it?

              That's like being hungry, going to a restuarant, ordering the food and then not being able to eat it.

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              • SL|M!
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2003
                • 1480

                #57
                Originally posted by flirty
                i cant believe some penis-less man asked for his membership cancelled
                and all your ideas are coming (rebill, free 1 or 2 months membership etc)

                I liked the penis pills idea best..lol

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                • Downtime
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 7320

                  #58
                  lol that is hysterical
                  #27024067

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                  • DarkJedi
                    No Refunds Issued.
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 28301

                    #59
                    that was brilliant

                    if i were you, i'd give him a free month of membership

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                    • SL|M!
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 1480

                      #60
                      I just got an answer...hold on..lol

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                      • SL|M!
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1480

                        #61
                        I was boating with some friends, fell overboard, my pants got snagged on
                        the ladder of the boat and we were going so fast that when I actually
                        hit water, my penis and one testicle was sheared off by the bottom rung
                        of the ladder. Thankfully I still have one testicle, so that maybe
                        someday I can artificially inseminate someone to have a child, but my
                        penis is all but gone. We could've had it reattached if we could've
                        found it, but a fish caught it and swam off. I'd take pictures for you
                        but i'm still pretty bandaged up.




                        I smell bullshit, I mean a fish swam off with it??? Common..lol

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                        • DarkJedi
                          No Refunds Issued.
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 28301

                          #62
                          holy fuck !!

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                          • skillfull
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 4716

                            #63
                            best funny thread ever
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                            • Fresh
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 4920

                              #64


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                              • SquireMD
                                ICQ # 229-616-436
                                • May 2005
                                • 794

                                #65
                                The guy should get a free membership for creativity alone

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                                • AphEX
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 2901

                                  #66
                                  LOL
                                  Thats hilarious!

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                                  • OG LennyT
                                    Wall Street Pimp
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 14345

                                    #67
                                    LOL, good times..

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                                    • Fresh
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 4920

                                      #68
                                      I think theres more coming, keep em rollin Slim!


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                                      • SL|M!
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 1480

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by SquireMD
                                        The guy should get a free membership for creativity alone

                                        I asked him. I wrote

                                        damn! im so sorry to hear about that, so will a free month do anything for u? or is it
                                        just torture?

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                                        • XPays
                                          Team Player
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 13002

                                          #70
                                          every time we get a wild cancel request (have to admit, nothing as inventive as that one) it makes me think that the surfer has been screwed by somebody else's billing before and is just trying to make sure they get cancelled for real.

                                          the cancels that miff me are the one's where they apologize and tout the members area but cancel anyway.
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                                          • morruga
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 432

                                            #71
                                            not funny if its real... but if it was an invention... rulez!
                                            Last edited by morruga; 05-23-2005, 05:37 PM.
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                                            • who
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 19593

                                              #72
                                              MY little pecker has shrivelled up like a baby tortoise in it's shell after reading this.

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                                              • V_RocKs
                                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 32451

                                                #73
                                                I'd upgrade him to a lifetime free membership... When he gets his penis back, put him back on payments... Maybe having the site as something to look foreward to will help him along to full recovery.

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                                                • rounders
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 2931

                                                  #74
                                                  Bwhahahaha
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                                                  • Angelie
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 1466

                                                    #75
                                                    Fuck

                                                    That's fuckin the best!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                    • gecko
                                                      ******
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 21846

                                                      #76
                                                      Awww poor dude
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                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #77
                                                        Damn if that's true, I feel sorry for him.


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                                                        • Platinumpimp
                                                          Logos and such.
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 10214

                                                          #78
                                                          Classic.

                                                          Then again, definately not funny if that is real.
                                                          I design logo's.

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                                                          • pxxx
                                                            First African GFY Member
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 12114

                                                            #79
                                                            LMAO, this one is a classic.

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                                                            • wallst
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 1621

                                                              #80
                                                              this has to be the funniest thread i have ever read.
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                                                              • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 6269

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by SL|M!
                                                                I wrote him back, asking him what happened and if he had any pics! Ill keep u posted...hehehe
                                                                i can't wait to see his pics
                                                                ...let see if reason valid for cancellation

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                                                                • Sparks
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 2466

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Lol, wow. That has to be one of the best I have ever heard. Wonder if he's being honest? If so I feel bad for the guy, lol.

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