50 ouch , I cut off my penis !
Best cancellation request ever
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I was boating with some friends, fell overboard, my pants got snagged on
the ladder of the boat and we were going so fast that when I actually
hit water, my penis and one testicle was sheared off by the bottom rung
of the ladder. Thankfully I still have one testicle, so that maybe
someday I can artificially inseminate someone to have a child, but my
penis is all but gone. We could've had it reattached if we could've
found it, but a fish caught it and swam off. I'd take pictures for you
but i'm still pretty bandaged up.
I smell bullshit, I mean a fish swam off with it??? Common..lolComment
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LOL
Thats hilarious!
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LOL, good times..
I wish I had saved some of the canx emails I got when I worked at CCBill.Comment
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I think theres more coming, keep em rollin Slim!
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every time we get a wild cancel request (have to admit, nothing as inventive as that one) it makes me think that the surfer has been screwed by somebody else's billing before and is just trying to make sure they get cancelled for real.
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