Best cancellation request ever

**micke** · 05-23-2005, 09:34 AM

**Meta Ridley** · 05-23-2005, 09:34 AM

Haha sense of humor

**Spunky** · 05-23-2005, 09:35 AM

Geez..poor guy

**polish_aristocrat** · 05-23-2005, 09:35 AM

pics.... ?

**Harmon** · 05-23-2005, 09:36 AM

Yikes... I am wincing as I type this. Sad story...

**Dalai lama** · 05-23-2005, 09:36 AM

Send him a card

**Furious_Male** · 05-23-2005, 09:36 AM

What a smart ass. Well at least he asked politely

**SL|M!** · 05-23-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

pics.... ?

lemme ask him!

**Bansheelinks** · 05-23-2005, 09:37 AM

omyfuckingawd!

**XxXotic** · 05-23-2005, 09:38 AM

that sucks, least he's optimistic about it

**Manowar** · 05-23-2005, 09:40 AM

**sickkittens** · 05-23-2005, 09:46 AM

At least teh guy was pretty open about it.

**Sosa** · 05-23-2005, 09:46 AM

lol hope that isn't true

**DWB** · 05-23-2005, 09:47 AM

damn. that would suck more than anything has ever sucked before.

**nofx** · 05-23-2005, 09:49 AM

haha send him a free bottle of penis pills

**manne** · 05-23-2005, 09:49 AM

**Fake Nick** · 05-23-2005, 09:51 AM

tell him you dont believe him and you need pics for prove

**Basic_man** · 05-23-2005, 09:51 AM

Mouhahaha, this guy deserve a free lifetime membership :D

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 05-23-2005, 09:52 AM

let it rebill again

**WiredGuy** · 05-23-2005, 09:53 AM

He deserves a free month for that, lol.
WG

**Fake Nick** · 05-23-2005, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire

let it rebill again

thats the spirit !! ! , and might I suggest you DOUBLE bill him each month

**College Downtime** · 05-23-2005, 09:55 AM

Thats fuckin money better than most of the hate mail i get haha

**xclusive** · 05-23-2005, 09:56 AM

lol that's classic

**Nightwind** · 05-23-2005, 09:56 AM

I hope all you haters lose your penis

**EZRhino** · 05-23-2005, 09:56 AM

good one

**seeric** · 05-23-2005, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by micke

you gotta be kidding me.

**Honez** · 05-23-2005, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by nofx

haha send him a free bottle of penis pills

**tranza** · 05-23-2005, 09:59 AM

Hahahahahahaha...

Why did he wrote that?

**afx** · 05-23-2005, 10:01 AM

amazing

**Manny The Freak** · 05-23-2005, 10:05 AM

Yo get his number so that I can use him as a stunt cock for my site.

**SL|M!** · 05-23-2005, 10:30 AM

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

**boner 2.0** · 05-23-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by SL|M!

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

**LittleSassy** · 05-23-2005, 10:36 AM

**UniversalPass Pete** · 05-23-2005, 10:38 AM

**Cassie** · 05-23-2005, 10:48 AM

that has to be one of the best bullshit emails i have read in a while.

**Trax** · 05-23-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by SL|M!

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

lol... thats why I love GFY

**Greg MissionD** · 05-23-2005, 10:59 AM

Give the guy a free membership, just cos he's funny.

**HpicAnn** · 05-23-2005, 11:21 AM

That was funny lol....

**sicone** · 05-23-2005, 11:24 AM

I wonder if by 'accident' he means marriage, that would be the end of use of his penis wouldn't it?

**MandyBlake** · 05-23-2005, 11:25 AM

did someone seriously write that???

**Major (Tom)** · 05-23-2005, 11:31 AM

i joined a gym 6 months ago and I fell and hurt my arm and couldnt work out. i didnt get my money back

duke

**Greg Jacobson** · 05-23-2005, 11:33 AM

Next time please keep my emails private!!!!!

**BuggyG** · 05-23-2005, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Manny The Freak

Yo get his number so that I can use him as a stunt cock for my site.

hmmm.. probably still end up being bigger then yours!!

**SL|M!** · 05-23-2005, 12:06 PM

I wrote him back, asking him what happened and if he had any pics! Ill keep u posted...hehehe

**Violetta** · 05-23-2005, 12:52 PM

haha... The doctors are optimistic!

**Roald** · 05-23-2005, 12:55 PM

heeee why did you post my email

**Jay_StandAhead** · 05-23-2005, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by SL|M!

I wrote him back, asking him what happened and if he had any pics! Ill keep u posted...hehehe

yo ICQ me!

**Monique Niccole** · 05-23-2005, 01:02 PM

poor guy...he deserves a free lifetime membership

Although if he can't use his penis, then making him watch a bunch of other guys fucking is just plain mean.

**DIH** · 05-23-2005, 01:08 PM

LMAOOOOOOOO, too funny

Best cancellation request ever

Best cancellation request ever

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