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Lets add #8 A true story verifiable even
An australian man in his early 40s decided it would be fun to take a dip in the ocean along with his cameraman. Upon coming up on a large stingray the australian man decided it probably wanted to make some sort of human contact, so the cameraman positioned himself ahead of the ray while the australian man approached the ray from above think about how he would narrate the scene by saying some thing like "This Big Stingray has no idea what I am or that I wont eat it" when he got close enough to threaten the big ray it uses its defense mechanism a poisonous stinger on its tail and puntures the mans heart with it, injecting the venom directly into his bloodstream and killing him within moments.
The man would qualify for the Darwin award except that he left behind a daughter who has now vowed to make contact with the stingray that killed her father. She may yet win a Darwin award saving the family's dream of winning this dubious honor.
Marine biologists the worl over including Michael Cousteau have denounced the man for his stupidity.
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Mike South
It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.
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