it says i can't cook my hot pockets in the microwave anymore unless i put a paper towel on them to keep it from getting the microwave dirty
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Fuck, thats bad news. I was just about to make a ham egg and cheese hot pocket but I think I am about out of paper towels. I am reconsidering it now. Do you think the feds would mind if I used toliet paper instead? This is going to cause a lot of headaches for our industry.ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED
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i think i read if you don't have paper towels that sometimes you can use duct tapeComment
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Originally posted by Digipimp
But only of the duct tape is DOJ approved and correctly applied.Comment
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Microwave prices will go down I'm telling you.It's not the quantity of posts that matters, but the quality. Contact me to buy my sig.Comment
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And used between the hours of 8am-6pm.Originally posted by AaronMComment
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And look at this:
Sec: 94 subsec: A1-07C:
All adult webmasters, inclusively including affiliates, promoters, pay site owners, program owners, admins, and anyone otherwise employed or supported by pornography (as defined in Sec: 2.3 Subsec: B14-00J) will no longer be permitted to wipe their asses in a back-to-front manner. Additionally, proper documentation must be readily available to 2257 inspection teams on request showing proof that the webmaster has in fact been wiping his or her ass in a front-to-back-only method. Webmasters, (as defined in Sec. 2.4 Subsec: A03-X0X) found to be in violation will be forced to wipe their asses with the toiletry material shown below, as punishment (pursuant to the new US penal (anal) code A7S-S-FU.741)
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Shit, Can I get DOJ approve duct tapae at home depot or Lowes? Are you sure I cant use toilet paper? (Its charmen double layer)Originally posted by DigipimpThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED
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Originally posted by CDSmithAnd look at this:
Sec: 94 subsec: A1-07C:
All adult webmasters, inclusively including affiliates, promoters, pay site owners, program owners, admins, and anyone otherwise employed or supported by pornography (as defined in Sec: 2.3 Subsec: B14-00J) will no longer be permitted to wipe their asses in a back-to-front manner. Additionally, proper documentation must be readily available to 2257 inspection teams on request showing proof that the webmaster has in fact been wiping his or her ass in a front-to-back-only method. Webmasters, (as defined in Sec. 2.4 Subsec: A03-X0X) found to be in violation will be forced to wipe their asses with the toiletry material shown below, as punishment (pursuant to the new US penal (anal) code A7S-S-FU.741)
We come in here discussing as a serious matter and some poeple just want to mock it. Its not a fucking joke. This is our industry hanging on a thin line here. What will we do if the feds really start enforcing this Hot Pocket thing? I cant afford to be complient. Just got off the phone with Lowes they got the complient paper towels but you have to pay and $800 Lowes registration fee per roll.ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED
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I am wasting way to much time in here playing.
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It's no joke. They are pushing to get us on the intake (hot pockets, which is commonly known to be the food of choice for most adult webmasters) and on the outtake (as in wiping one's ass).Originally posted by wtfent
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LMAO...This thread just got real fucken funny.
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i guess i'll just end up losing weight if i can't eat pepperoni pizza hotpockets all day from my desktop microwave. i need to speak with my attorney and see if this includes lean hot pocketsComment
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Listen, do me a flavor and let me know what your attorney says. I had to fire mine after he merely skimmed over the document I showed him and then casually advised me to "comply."Originally posted by Digipimp fuck that shit, how can I live without my hotpockets??
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I just hope this industry will still survive.Originally posted by wtfent
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Don't the store that sells you the hot pockets have to give you the paper towels?
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