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  • Babaganoosh
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    • Nov 2001
    • 15841
    #51
    50 ......
    I like pie.

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      • american pervert
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        • Sep 2002
        • 6840
        #52
        Originally posted by RRRED
        I just thought of something innocent.. I could put an open house sign in his yard and down the street with some arrows and his address really early in the morning. I was gonna do that to shok once. I could get an ad in the paper too.

        you can also advertise in the paper for a yard sale at his house, 6am sat. morning..

        get some random keys on ring,put his address on them and dump them in a shady part of town, maybe someone will visit him

        get his name on the snail mail list for nasty porno mags

        call up 100 different delivery services, carpet cleaning, landscaping, movers, etc. to all show up around the same time....
        I can resist everything except temptation

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          • RRRED
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 6754
            #53
            Originally posted by american perv
            you can also advertise in the paper for a yard sale at his house, 6am sat. morning..

            get some random keys on ring,put his address on them and dump them in a shady part of town, maybe someone will visit him

            get his name on the snail mail list for nasty porno mags

            call up 100 different delivery services, carpet cleaning, landscaping, movers, etc. to all show up around the same time....
            You are evil!!! I like it... I do like the yard sale one cuz those early birds get there at 5 am and sit and wait... Just something as simple as a car in his driveway would drive him insane....

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              • sickkittens
                I am a meat popsicle.
                • Jul 2002
                • 25100
                #54
                Originally posted by BlackGarbageMan
                you think you got problems, what if you were black
                dude that old man will be all over your ass by now.
                Seriously, why is every comment you make black or white related?

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                  • ~Ray
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 18361
                    #55
                    "I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. "

                    Think about why an old perverted man would say the above?

                    I'll wait for replies before I say more...

                    ~Ray
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                      • ~Ray
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 18361
                        #56
                        Originally posted by RRRED

                        I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and

                        he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up.

                        So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad.



                        Notice the part in the middle of the quote above.

                        Men are men... he's a total perv. He knew you were at home, sat up all morning trying to figure out a way to get you to come outside.. probably snapping some pics to masturbate too later. What the fuck does he care... he's 85.

                        ~Ray
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                          • ArkansasDave
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 2148
                            #57
                            Buy him a Denny's gift card and love you for ever
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