Would you give up one of YOUR BALLS for $500,000

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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #1

    Would you give up one of YOUR BALLS for $500,000

    You can still cum and shit with one ball. Would you give one of those mother fuckers up for a half mill?
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  • smack
    Push Porn Like Weight.
    • Mar 2002
    • 10652

    #2
    if i were to get a prosthtetic one in it's place. i might even give them both up, i have no interest in having children.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652

      #3
      although teabagging would never be the same.
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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      • nofx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16826

        #4
        fuck yes.

        then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

        invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.

        Often times I wonder why
        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
        When sickness comes I must decide:
        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Sure..they just get in the way anyways

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            not for 500k thats too little.

            I would do it for 20 mil then buy a prosthetic testicle

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20012

              #7
              Originally posted by nofx
              fuck yes.

              then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

              invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.
              Why would you waste the $100,000 to get your ball back? It's going to be a dead nut.... just let the mother fuckers keep it and dave a hundred grand
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              • Fresh
                • Mar 2005
                • 4920

                #8
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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Harmon
                  Why would you waste the $100,000 to get your ball back? It's going to be a dead nut.... just let the mother fuckers keep it and dave a hundred grand
                  i wouldnt want my ball back, i'd just kill the person(s) who removed it for the fuck of it.

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                  • Mike Okitch
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 4126

                    #10
                    I wonder who would want to buy that.

                    Are you buying?
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                    • FunForOne
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 8704

                      #11
                      paypal or epassporte?

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                      • jonpotz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 960

                        #12
                        i'll give up my ball for 500 grand.

                        2 for 850,000$.

                        icq me if you wanna make it happen.

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                        • Harmon
                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 20012

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FunForOne
                          paypal or epassporte?
                          WU
                          [email protected]

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                          • ProjectNaked
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 4309

                            #14
                            I sale balls cheap....






                            (sold!...where's my money!)

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                            • AVM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1890

                              #15
                              No.

                              Why would I do that for $500k, when I can easily generate the same for myself (with no contest)- and keep the "pair" in tact. I could see if this was some unachievable monetary sum, to spice up this hypothetical question. But fuck, $500k? The bar is set to low imo.

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                              • Bird
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 4365

                                #16
                                why should I

                                hell no
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                                • After Shock Media
                                  It's coming look busy
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299

                                  #17
                                  Yes as long as the replaced it with a lube dispensor.

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                                  • GatorB
                                    The Demon & 12clicks
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 18208

                                    #18
                                    Well I'm not really using them much now and I reduce my chances of ball cancer. Is that $500K AFTER taxes or before?

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                                    • keyboard warrior
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 1435

                                      #19
                                      1 million will do
                                      - nothing here -

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                                      • sickkittens
                                        I am a meat popsicle.
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 25100

                                        #20
                                        You can shit with your balls?

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                                        • swedguy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 7981

                                          #21
                                          Definitely. I have no use for them anyway

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                                          • Wiggles
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 14423

                                            #22
                                            yeah for 500,000 i would, just get a replacement one so i don't look lopsided.
                                            no sig

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                                            • Antonio
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 14136

                                              #23
                                              when I'm in my late 70s I might think about it

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                                              • Doctor Dre
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 51692

                                                #24
                                                Most likely yes
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                                                • woj
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 47880

                                                  #25
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                                                  • sumphatpimp
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 5235

                                                    #26
                                                    NO!
                                                    I only have one left and you ain't getting it.
                                                    its mine!!!!!

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                                                    • Hornydog4cooter
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 2859

                                                      #27
                                                      Haha great idea im gonna throw this up on ebay and see how many bids i get...

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                                                      • reynold
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 51271

                                                        #28
                                                        Hmmm...Show me the $500,000 first....

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                                                        • BoogieCFZ
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 341

                                                          #29
                                                          i'd not only sell you the nut but the exclusive rights to film the surgery and interviews and shit about it.

                                                          You'd get a lot for your 500k ;)
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                                                          • Snake Doctor
                                                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 13449

                                                            #30
                                                            Sure, Hitler only had one testicle and look at what he was able to accomplish.
                                                            sig too big

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                                                            • runaway
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1177

                                                              #31
                                                              yeah.... i got some old...basketballs n baseballs lying around

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                                                              • Phoenix
                                                                BACON BACON BACON
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 35475

                                                                #32
                                                                maybe 3 million or so..cash
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                                                                • oberheimer
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 791

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Im not selling a ball for 500k no way. It's a part of me. I would feel that im missing something

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                                                                  • rounders
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 2931

                                                                    #34
                                                                    hahahahah
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                                                                    • gecko
                                                                      ******
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 21846

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Cash up front... I'll strongly consider it
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                                                                      • EROTEEK
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 419

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • hvidlogspusher
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 315

                                                                          #37
                                                                          meybe... i would consider it

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                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 58202

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Some people are born with one nut... so sure why not.


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                                                                            • pradaboy
                                                                              sell me your banners
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 12931

                                                                              #39
                                                                              are you buying?

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                                                                              • xclusive
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                • 35218

                                                                                #40
                                                                                No doubt I already had my 2 kids

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                                                                                • SquireMD
                                                                                  ICQ # 229-616-436
                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 794

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                  You can still cum and shit with one ball. Would you give one of those mother fuckers up for a half mill?
                                                                                  you shit from your balls? ewwwwwww

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                                                                                  • pradaboy
                                                                                    sell me your banners
                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                    • 12931

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                    fuck yes.

                                                                                    then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

                                                                                    invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.
                                                                                    That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard, first you willingly sell your ball and then you use 20% of the sum to kill the person you sold it to?

                                                                                    Good move, I hear you can do nice things with $400K in prison
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                                                                                    • Steve
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 6894

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                      fuck yes.

                                                                                      then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

                                                                                      invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.
                                                                                      what makes you think it costs $100,000 to take somebody out?

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                                                                                      • Extreme Robyn
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 145

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        If I was a man I would

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                                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 30071

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I would do it, but I want to have some kind of prostetic one in return

                                                                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                          • MrVids
                                                                                            i am a meat popsicle
                                                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                                                            • 1070

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            yep, w/out a doubt. things are too fuckin big anyway, it's a burdeon to lug em both around.

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                                                                                            • MandyBlake
                                                                                              The one and only!
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 17761

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              if i had balls i would.
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                                                                                              • Diligent
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                                • 1594

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Yo Harmon!

                                                                                                I've snailmailed my left nut to You, now please proceed by paypaling me the cash.

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                                                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 12745

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Dear god yes... you can have them both for the price of a drink

                                                                                                  With the abuse I give my body I expect they have been firing blanks for years anyway

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                                                                                                  • Manowar
                                                                                                    jellyfish  
                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                    • 71528

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    $5 mill and its yours

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