looking for investors

**adam18fl** · 05-16-2005, 08:34 PM

Is this a joke post?

You do know that a portal site with email, paid banner spots, searches costs about $50-$200 to have a php coder write/install. And you're asking for million dollar investments???

Asking people to invest big bucks based just on high hopes is a recipe for disaster. Either that or a scam.

What's the domain name? What kind of target audience? How do you plan on promoting this site? What makes it different from any of the other 100,000 portal sites?

**johnuglo** · 05-16-2005, 08:57 PM

email me if you wish to find out more details. we have a business plan and we have spent a lot more then a few hundred on coding already. This site will progress no matter what, just will make things easier with a capitol investment.

**erehwon** · 05-16-2005, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by johnuglo

We are about done building a portal site, paid search results, email, etc, problem is hardware costs. we have a crazy marketing plan that will cause memberships to explode. We have an exit plan on going public the first of the year.

If this is something that interests you, please email me. We are looking for all sizes of cash investments up to 10 million. Min is $50.00

[email protected]

I really should know better not to have my morning RedBull and read GFY, too often it ends up on my monitors.

So you are in 'stealth mode' you have a business plan, you have an AOL addy, you have an exit plan, and plan to go public, yet you are looking for investments upwards of 10 million, but the mininum is $50.00

Big wh00p, you have a bunch of coders that you spent more than a couple hundred with, (I have a bunch of coders whose weekend sushi bills are enough to make most CFO's quit the company screaming).

You have a business plan, and we're surrounded by business schools, we paper the birdcage with them. You have an exit plan (Likely to steal as much as possible) and to go public. I'd be willing to bet with a reverse shell where you will be spamming fellow AOL subscribers into buying your stock, all the while pumping it, and then dumping it.

You will take cash investments to 10 million (No word if that is in Iraqi Dinar's which is only about $8000 U.S.D. on a good day) but $50.00 would help you buy that Xbox game your mom wouldn't let you get, no matter how much
crying and screaming you did at Best Buy?

Sorry, these posts are a dime a dozen, you just happened to get a response because I had a full dinner and drank the remaining RedBull not on my screen.

**johnuglo** · 05-17-2005, 06:59 PM

We are taking smaller investments to include more people.

**adonthenet** · 05-17-2005, 08:48 PM

Lol ........

**Krille** · 05-17-2005, 09:11 PM

wow, where do i send the western union??? is it ok if i start with only 1 million? looking for a 2% ownership

**iBanker** · 05-18-2005, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Krille

wow, where do i send the western union??? is it ok if i start with only 1 million? looking for a 2% ownership

Dude, you can squeeze him for at least 3.5%.

**EviLGuY** · 05-18-2005, 12:17 PM

This forum is fast becoming my favorite one...

**Ernie G** · 05-18-2005, 12:19 PM

Hey I will take donations if you get some investors.... I will put up anything and give a 10% ownership

**adam18fl** · 05-18-2005, 12:38 PM

Im selling my entire network for $11,000.

Whats not included: any domain names, any designs, any traffic, any members, or any scripts.

What IS included: I'll show you how to build a web site, promote it, buy content, buy traffic, and set up ecommerce capabilities. Since Im feeling generous I'll throw in a gift certificate to Olive Garden. All proceeds will be used to invest in johnuglo's "crazy marketing plan".

Lets start the bidding at 11 grand and move up with 1k intervals. :P

**johnuglo** · 05-18-2005, 01:39 PM

laugh now. I have had qute a few people email an invest. we dont take western union or credit cards.

**iBanker** · 05-18-2005, 02:22 PM

Like I said before, We can laugh all we want, I'm sure you'll scam something out of some idiot here.

**iBanker** · 05-18-2005, 04:48 PM

Okay okay, I give up. Give me you home address and I'll drop off cash.

**Krille** · 05-18-2005, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by johnuglo

laugh now. I have had qute a few people email an invest. we dont take western union or credit cards.

Is it ok if I tag along with ibanker for cash delivery?
It will be $1 bills, hope that is ok.

**wjxxx** · 05-19-2005, 02:02 PM

**runningbuffalo** · 05-19-2005, 02:10 PM

all i can give you at the moment

**iBanker** · 05-19-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Krille

Is it ok if I tag along with ibanker for cash delivery?
It will be $1 bills, hope that is ok.

Im thinking IF we can go by and drop off the loot, we will quickly learn what an upstandin......fuck it, I can't even finish messing with, its too FUNNY

HAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

**iBanker** · 05-19-2005, 03:22 PM

This is my new favorite forum.

**HorseShit** · 05-19-2005, 09:18 PM

I Have A Dreamm.. To Have A Dream!!

**marod0er** · 05-20-2005, 07:05 PM

I want some of what johnuglo is on

**Hinc** · 05-21-2005, 12:59 AM

Do you take ibill promisary notes???

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