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  • DamageX
    Marketing & Strategy
    • Jun 2001
    • 14293

    #1

    Newlyweds (joke)

    A young couple, married since a couple of weeks. After 2 weeks of marriage the husband tells his wife :
    - Honey, i'll go to town to drink a beer. I will not be late. Ok baby?
    - You want a beer honey?
    *His wife goes to the refrigerator and gets him 25 beers from 15 different countries. Germany, Holland, Japan, India etc.*
    - Yes baby but at the bar they got frozen glasses...
    - You want a frozen glass honey?
    *His wife goes to the fridge and gets him a glass so cold that his hand froze when he touched it*
    -Yes honey but... at the bar they have snacks...
    -You want snacks baby?
    *His wife opens the oven and takes out 15 plates of snacks. chicken wings, pork meat etc.*
    *Her husband started to look a bit pale and then he said*
    Yes baby but at the bar i'll hear some dirty words that i havent heard for quite a while.
    -You want dirty words honey?
    Drink your fucking beer and eat your fucking snacks cause your not going anywhere.
    Got it asshole?
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  • rokko666
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2006
    • 194

    #2
    Thats a good one

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    • Monstaman
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      • Jul 2004
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      #3
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      • philipvs
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        • Sep 2006
        • 33

        #4
        cool )))

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        • sixsax
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 213

          #5
          Ouch! Reminds me why I shouldn't get married...

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          • Furious_Female
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            • Oct 2002
            • 8187

            #6
            good one
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            • DamageX
              Marketing & Strategy
              • Jun 2001
              • 14293

              #7
              Originally posted by sixsax
              Ouch! Reminds me why I shouldn't get married...
              Marriage, just like everything else, is only what you make it.
              Whitehat is for chumps

              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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              • bizarrejan
                Confirmed User
                • May 2006
                • 1487

                #8
                Just proves that a woman can give a man everything he wants, why do they have trouble beleiving that??????? lol

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                • thricer
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                  • Dec 2005
                  • 5324

                  #9
                  None So

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                  • topshelfdesign
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                    • Aug 2006
                    • 930

                    #10
                    lol

                    good one!

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                    • free4porn
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                      • Jun 2005
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                      #11
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                      • BluewireAngie
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                        • Apr 2006
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                        #12
                        hehe
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                        • E$_manager
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                          • Apr 2006
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                          #13
                          Cool! Good joke, thank you.
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                          • kuthi123
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                            • Jan 2005
                            • 6478

                            #14
                            cool one i save it for my blog

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                            • J. Falcon
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                              • May 2006
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                              #15
                              Thats pretty funny.
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                              • axelcat
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                                • Jun 2002
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                                #16

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                                • wdsguy
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 19568

                                  #17
                                  owneddddddd

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                                  • martinsc
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                                    • Jun 2005
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                                    #18
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                                    • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                      #19

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                                      • sniperwolf
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                                        • Mar 2005
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                                        #20
                                        hahaha... nice shit man.. thanks for sharing..really cracks me up
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                                        • tony299
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          thats too funny

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                                          • Dirty Dane
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                                            • Feb 2004
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                                            #22

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                                            • msan
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                                              • Jun 2006
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                                              #23
                                              Hahah..hilarious!
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                                              • Klen
                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 32234

                                                #24
                                                Funny joke.

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                                                • LittleSassy
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                                                  • May 2005
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • SgtStrider
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                                                    • Oct 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    dude are you sure this is a joke? sounds like my house. LOL

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                                                    • Th!nk
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                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 6996

                                                      #27
                                                      LOL! that really puts a smile on my face

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                                                      • the alchemist
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                                                        • Dec 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Almost spit my coffee...
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                                                        • Sosa
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 40149

                                                          #29
                                                          haha, if my wife talked like that I would be shocked!

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