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  • MetaMan
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    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    i just drove around for three hours throwing paint on hookers:

    you should have seen the look on their faces.

    PRICELESS.
  • SmokeyTheBear
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    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #2
    Just figuring out how to throw paint would have been cool enough fo rme heh

    but elaborate ..
    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
      • 13076

      #3
      sure you did...
      Refer Cam Girls and Take Home 10% of Everything They Make For Life

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      • SmokeyTheBear
        ►SouthOfHeaven
        • Jun 2004
        • 28609

        #4
        You picked up a handfull of wet paint and threw it from a moving car onto hookers ??

        You sprayed a can of spraypaint at hookers ??

        You tossed a can of paint at the hookers.. ??

        You ran up to a hooker and poured paint on them ??


        Ill tell you something funny we used to do.. the windshield wiper spray vent on some cars can be twisted to point forwards , so you can put all sorts of funny liquids in them , then drive into any large city in a downtown area and wait for a bunch of people to be crossing the street and spray them ( best to get a very high arc so they dont know where it came from )
        hatisblack at yahoo.com

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
          You picked up a handfull of wet paint and threw it from a moving car onto hookers ??

          You sprayed a can of spraypaint at hookers ??

          You tossed a can of paint at the hookers.. ??

          You ran up to a hooker and poured paint on them ??


          Ill tell you something funny we used to do.. the windshield wiper spray vent on some cars can be twisted to point forwards , so you can put all sorts of funny liquids in them , then drive into any large city in a downtown area and wait for a bunch of people to be crossing the street and spray them ( best to get a very high arc so they dont know where it came from )

          my buddy has a truck, i hopped in the back while we were cruising down 3rd ave. and splashed them with a can of paint.

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          • Big Red Machine
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            • Jan 2005
            • 9586

            #6
            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
            You picked up a handfull of wet paint and threw it from a moving car onto hookers ??

            You sprayed a can of spraypaint at hookers ??

            You tossed a can of paint at the hookers.. ??

            You ran up to a hooker and poured paint on them ??
            Ill tell you something funny we used to do.. the windshield wiper spray vent on some cars can be twisted to point forwards , so you can put all sorts of funny liquids in them , then drive into any large city in a downtown area and wait for a bunch of people to be crossing the street and spray them ( best to get a very high arc so they dont know where it came from )
            Holy Shite we used to do the same thing but do it sideways not forward

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            • eroswebmaster
              March 1st, 2003
              • Jul 2001
              • 20295

              #7
              Why hookers?
              At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?
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              • MetaMan
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                • Jan 2003
                • 28682

                #8
                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                Why hookers?
                At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  #9
                  Are you 15? Get the fuck out of here already, retard.
                  I like pie.

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                  • MetaMan
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                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                    Are you 15? Get the fuck out of here already, retard.
                    get the fuck out of my threads, fucking wannabes talk big talk then follow me around.


                    if you wanted to sniff my ass all day i suggest pulling your tongue out of it first.

                    OK?

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                    • Babaganoosh
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                      #11
                      Tell me something, are you actually a webmaster or just another lippy, idiotic surfer?
                      I like pie.

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                      • MetaMan
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                        Tell me something, are you actually a webmaster or just another lippy, idiotic surfer?

                        take a fucking guess, when you grow half a fucking brain i will answer your question, buy a fucking clue, the fact that you even entered this thread to defend shows how much of a fool you really are.

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                        • V_RocKs
                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32451

                          #13
                          I just figured out how to finger paint on hookers clits.. you should see the looks on their faces when they orgasm.. I get free sex!

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                          • Babaganoosh
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                            take a fucking guess, when you grow half a fucking brain i will answer your question, buy a fucking clue, the fact that you even entered this thread to defend shows how much of a fool you really are.
                            Answer the question, surfer.
                            I like pie.

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                            • MetaMan
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                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                              Answer the question, surfer.
                              no, now stop stalking me you fucking tool.

                              follow follow follow, like a freaging puppy dog, it gets old.

                              do you want to lick my balls? you are following me so closely i am one wide step away from slapping you in the face with them.

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                              • Babaganoosh
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                no, now stop stalking me you fucking tool.

                                follow follow follow, like a freaging puppy dog, it gets old.

                                do you want to lick my balls? you are following me so closely i am one wide step away from slapping you in the face with them.
                                I knew it, you're a minor. Only a teenager would yammer on like that. I wonder if you're even a teenager. Most teens wouldn't have Mario in their sig. Idiotic kid. Does your Mom know you're on her computer this late?
                                I like pie.

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                                • MetaMan
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                  I knew it, you're a minor. Only a teenager would yammer on like that. I wonder if you're even a teenager. Most teens wouldn't have Mario in their sig. Idiotic kid. Does your Mom know you're on her computer this late?

                                  no my mom is a thousand miles away, but your mom does she is under my desk.

                                  you are so "all knowing" but yet you fail to realize why you even entering this thread makes you look like a complete fool defending "hookers" to anyone with half a brain.

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                                  • MetaMan
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                                    • Jan 2003
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                                    #18
                                    and "mario" sig, most people recognize me due to my sig i have had mario in it after the first month, nor do i spam, your " I like pie." sig sure does the trick.

                                    LOSER.

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                                    • Babaganoosh
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                      no my mom is a thousand miles away, but your mom does she is under my desk.

                                      you are so "all knowing" but yet you fail to realize why you even entering this thread makes you look like a complete fool defending "hookers" to anyone with half a brain.
                                      I'm not defending anyone but who are you to think that because they are "hookers" that you can just toss paint on them? It's cowardly and childish. I really doubt you'd ever do it but if you did I guarantee that you weren't brave enough to wait and see what their reaction would be. You'd get your ass kicked by a prostitute.
                                      I like pie.

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                                      • MetaMan
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                                        • Jan 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                        I'm not defending anyone but who are you to think that because they are "hookers" that you can just toss paint on them? It's cowardly and childish. I really doubt you'd ever do it but if you did I guarantee that you weren't brave enough to wait and see what their reaction would be. You'd get your ass kicked by a prostitute.

                                        i am 6'3 240, i am really afraid of a crackhead coming up to me and beating me up, O NO!

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                                        • moneyman3203
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                                          • Apr 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                          Why hookers?
                                          At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?
                                          those aint women, those trashy ass sluts.

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                                          • eroswebmaster
                                            March 1st, 2003
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 20295

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by moneyman3203
                                            those aint women, those trashy ass sluts.
                                            You guys sound like a couple of college frat fag boy date raping sexual offenders.
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                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                              i am 6'3 240, i am really afraid of a crackhead coming up to me and beating me up, O NO!
                                              So you'd beat up a woman that you just threw paint on? What a tough guy you are.
                                              I like pie.

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                                              • MetaMan
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                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 28682

                                                #24

                                                YOU come into my threads, and YOU make assumptions on me, and you expect me to give you a half decent reply? i love it.

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                                                • MetaMan
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 28682

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                  So you'd beat up a woman that you just threw paint on? What a tough guy you are.

                                                  no you fucking tool, i dont think a 5'3 crackhead can beat me up. let alone catch me walking away.

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                                                  • Babaganoosh
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                    YOU come into my threads, and YOU make assumptions on me, and you expect me to give you a half decent reply? i love it.
                                                    You're an immature idiot. I don't expect much from you. The last thing I expect from you is an intelligent reply.
                                                    I like pie.

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                                                    • Lev
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                                                      • Oct 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      such a noble thing you did

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                                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                        no you fucking tool, i dont think a 5'3 crackhead can beat me up. let alone catch me walking away.
                                                        Answer the question, idiot. Would you beat up a woman who was angry that you just threw paint on her?
                                                        I like pie.

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                                                        • zzgundamnzz
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                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                          Why hookers?
                                                          At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?
                                                          Because Drug Dealers have guns. It would just break my fuckin heart if something were to happen to Super Mario here.


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                                                          • MetaMan
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                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                            You're an immature idiot. I don't expect much from you. The last thing I expect from you is an intelligent reply.

                                                            again same stupid talk, you continue to enter my threads over and over, are you that in love with me.

                                                            wow i can type a one word sentence and get all my GFY icq buddies to give me a webcam high five.

                                                            YOU RULE PROSTAR!

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                                                            • eroswebmaster
                                                              March 1st, 2003
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 20295

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Lev
                                                              such a noble thing you did
                                                              Don't come into his thread and make assumptions about him.
                                                              You can't judge a paint throwing book by it's cover.
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                                                              • MetaMan
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                Answer the question, idiot. Would you beat up a woman who was angry that you just threw paint on her?

                                                                YOU ARE A PROSTAR!

                                                                why are you trying to find other men that beat their women? please fuck off and do not make bullshit assumptions,

                                                                calling people "beater" "pedo" "molestor" are not funny accusations, i suggest you do not continue.

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                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                  again same stupid talk, you continue to enter my threads over and over, are you that in love with me.

                                                                  wow i can type a one word sentence and get all my GFY icq buddies to give me a webcam high five.

                                                                  YOU RULE PROSTAR!
                                                                  What the fuck are you babbling about, chickenshit? You're a loser and a coward. Try fucking with someone who is capable of defending themselves...like drug dealers. Are you scared of getting hurt?
                                                                  I like pie.

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                                                                  • MetaMan
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                    Don't come into his thread and make assumptions about him.
                                                                    You can't judge a paint throwing book by it's cover.
                                                                    eros its still all love from over here, but the minute people start making assumptionsis where i lose interest.

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                                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 20295

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                      YOU ARE A PROSTAR!

                                                                      why are you trying to find other men that beat their women? please fuck off and do not make bullshit assumptions,

                                                                      calling people "beater" "pedo" "molestor" are not funny accusations, i suggest you do not continue.
                                                                      LOL do you not understand that if this is true you committed assault?
                                                                      So yeah you pretty much are a beater at this point.
                                                                      Beater.
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                                                                      • MetaMan
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                        What the fuck are you babbling about, chickenshit? You're a loser and a coward. Try fucking with someone who is capable of defending themselves...like drug dealers. Are you scared of getting hurt?

                                                                        again you show the reason why you are a complete idiot for entering this thread.

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                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                          YOU ARE A PROSTAR!

                                                                          why are you trying to find other men that beat their women? please fuck off and do not make bullshit assumptions,

                                                                          calling people "beater" "pedo" "molestor" are not funny accusations, i suggest you do not continue.
                                                                          PEDO??? Where the fuck did that come from?!?!?!?!?! Are you trying to tell us something?

                                                                          I didn't call you any of the above. I called you a chickenshit, an idiot and a coward. Are you retarded or something?
                                                                          I like pie.

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                                                                          • MetaMan
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 28682

                                                                            #38
                                                                            NEWSFLASH

                                                                            i didnt throw paint on hookers!

                                                                            NEWSFLASH

                                                                            you will not find hookers out in Calgary on Monday night

                                                                            now just because you metaman haters couldnt think "o maybe this didnt happen".

                                                                            you guys were the ones who never could find waldo? right?

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                                                                            • monro
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                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                              you should have seen the look on their faces.

                                                                              PRICELESS.
                                                                              Are children allowed here at GFY? The babysitter should check out what they are doing.

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                                                                              • eroswebmaster
                                                                                March 1st, 2003
                                                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                NEWSFLASH

                                                                                i didnt throw paint on hookers!

                                                                                NEWSFLASH

                                                                                you will not find hookers out in Calgary on Monday night
                                                                                I figured it wasn't true at one point in this thread...but man if you're gonna post something don't make yourself look like a woman beating asshole.
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                                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Is MetaMan a Dorkchops character? He sure acts like it.
                                                                                  I like pie.

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                                                                                  • MetaMan
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                                    I figured it wasn't true at one point in this thread...but man if you're gonna post something don't make yourself look like a woman beating asshole.
                                                                                    eros its all LOVE seriously, we explained ourselves in the last thread,

                                                                                    he is calling me a beater. i do not care.

                                                                                    but you have to admit this is EASILY one of the better threads of the night.

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                                                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                      Is MetaMan a Dorkchops character? He sure acts like it.
                                                                                      LOL his pretend thread backfired on him...now he's back peddaling...or am I just "twisting words?"
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                                                                                      • MetaMan
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                        Is MetaMan a Dorkchops character? He sure acts like it.

                                                                                        wait wait! and you had me figured out?

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                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                          but you have to admit this is EASILY one of the better threads of the night.
                                                                                          STFU MetaJedi.
                                                                                          I like pie.

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                                                                                          • MetaMan
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                                            LOL his pretend thread backfired on him...now he's back peddaling...or am I just "twisting words?"

                                                                                            i do not enjoy being called something like a "beater" for no apparent reason, that is no longer my idea of a joke.

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                                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                              STFU MetaJedi.

                                                                                              its MetaMan, can you read? use your head.

                                                                                              what the hell was your nickname before the switchover? i want to see if a recognize the crappy hate.

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                                                                                              • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I TOSS PAINT ON HOOKERS. I AM SUCH A BADASS.


                                                                                                wait...you guys don't think that's cool?

                                                                                                umm.....



















                                                                                                I WAS JUST KIDDING!
                                                                                                I like pie.

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                                                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                  its MetaMan, can you read? use your head.

                                                                                                  what the hell was your nickname before the switchover? i want to see if a recognize the crappy hate.
                                                                                                  Armed & Hammered
                                                                                                  I like pie.

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                                                                                                  • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                    March 1st, 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                    i do not enjoy being called something like a "beater" for no apparent reason, that is no longer my idea of a joke.
                                                                                                    LOL what did you expect man?
                                                                                                    Did you expect the key to the GFY City for your chivalric duties?
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