I aided and abetted two illegal immigrants today

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • escorpio
    doesn't fuck around.
    • Oct 2002
    • 23483

    #1

    I aided and abetted two illegal immigrants today

    I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?
    Unvaxxed, still alive.
  • artman
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 770

    #2
    i would tell them to fuck off

    Comment

    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860

      #3
      I would have demanded blowjobs in return for water.
      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

      Comment

      • Webby
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 14956

        #4
        Originally posted by escorpio
        I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?
        You done the right thing man - much respect

        Illegal immigrants are everywhere - not just in the US. I've done the same and in the process learned some background from a couple of them. The risks and *severe* hardship some of these folks go thru to earn a basic living is unbelievable. It's kinda criminal any human being should have to do that.

        Won't tell you their stories - that would take about four pages
        XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

        Comment

        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
          MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
          • Jan 2004
          • 16502

          #5
          shot them dead on the spot, then drug their bodies back across the border

          Comment

          • Aneros Josh
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2005
            • 2038

            #6
            You should always be nice to Canadian immigrants

            Comment

            • wdsguy
              Ryde or Die
              • Dec 2002
              • 19568

              #7
              yelling la migra

              2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.

              Comment

              • StuBradley
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 2625

                #8
                They spoke English???

                51-566-514

                Comment

                • Antonio
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 14136

                  #9
                  Originally posted by escorpio
                  I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?
                  it depends, male or female?

                  Comment

                  • escorpio
                    doesn't fuck around.
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 23483

                    #10
                    Originally posted by StuBradley
                    They spoke English???
                    No, I speak spanish, although not very well.
                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

                    Comment

                    • escorpio
                      doesn't fuck around.
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 23483

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Antonio
                      it depends, male or female?
                      Male. No blow jobs for water.
                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

                      Comment

                      • bdld
                        $100,000
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 11452

                        #12
                        you did the right thing, the vast majority aren't coming to do anything illegal, just to work hard.

                        Comment

                        • ronbotx
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 1634

                          #13
                          Give them food and water, AFTER calling INS/Border patrol or (local minutemen)on my cell.
                          Last edited by ronbotx; 09-12-2006, 02:23 PM.

                          Comment

                          • reynold
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            Originally posted by escorpio
                            No, I speak spanish, although not very well.
                            Thank goodness you weren't robbed.
                            Last edited by reynold; 09-12-2006, 05:33 PM.

                            Comment

                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              I would have done the same thing. They are human beings. NOT "illegal immigrants".

                              Comment

                              • =^..^=
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 6935

                                #16
                                without illegals the US is fucked....

                                who's gonna do all the work for slave wages

                                if they can get in they deserve to stay,
                                its hell being in a foreign county with no paper

                                ow would u feel if u knew anytime u have an accident u cant go to hospital?
                                u cant get a credit rating or visa card, life is impossible

                                give em a break
                                #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

                                Comment

                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by FleshJosh
                                  You should always be nice to Canadian immigrants
                                  Our old people need a place to retire

                                  Comment

                                  • notabook
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 9748

                                    #18
                                    Honestly, I would have helped them. If you report them they are still just being 'tagged and released', so it doesn't do any good, so why not save a life or two and feel a little better about yourself?

                                    Comment

                                    • topshelfdesign
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 930

                                      #19
                                      never been faced with the situation, I dont really agree with illegal immigrants, but like BradM said, theyre human beings

                                      Comment

                                      • aico
                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 14748

                                        #20
                                        I'd point to the fucking lake and ask them how fucking retarded do you have to be to be thirsty next to a lake?

                                        Comment

                                        • escorpio
                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 23483

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by aico
                                          I'd point to the fucking lake and ask them how fucking retarded do you have to be to be thirsty next to a lake?
                                          The water in this lake is not drinkable. You can't even keep the fish due to high mercury levels.
                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                          Comment

                                          • L-Pink
                                            working on my tan
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 39151

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by escorpio
                                            The water in this lake is not drinkable. You can't even keep the fish due to high mercury levels.
                                            what the hell were you doing ...

                                            Comment

                                            • aico
                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 14748

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                              what the hell were you doing ...
                                              His story reeks of bullshit. I think he is just trying to start an argument about illegals, it's one of his favorite things to argue about.

                                              Comment

                                              • escorpio
                                                doesn't fuck around.
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 23483

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                His story reeks of bullshit. I think he is just trying to start an argument about illegals, it's one of his favorite things to argue about.
                                                How exactly does it "reek of bullshit"?
                                                Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                Comment

                                                • escorpio
                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 23483

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                  what the hell were you doing ...
                                                  Catch and realese fishing. Here's some info on the lake.
                                                  Pena Blanca Lake
                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • aico
                                                    Moo Moo Cow
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 14748

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by escorpio
                                                    How exactly does it "reek of bullshit"?
                                                    Thirsty Mexicans next to a lake that they know they can't drink from, but need directions, would be the first odor of crap I smell.

                                                    Comment

                                                    • escorpio
                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 23483

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                      Thirsty Mexicans next to a lake that they know they can't drink from, but need directions, would be the first odor of crap I smell.
                                                      One look at this lake would tell you not to drink from it, even if you were illiterate and couldn't read the signs posted in english and spanish. They needed directions because they were lost.

                                                      It's a pretty wild tale but I'm sticking to it.
                                                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • escorpio
                                                        doesn't fuck around.
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 23483

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by reynold
                                                        Thank goodness you weren't robbed.
                                                        They tried to pay me.
                                                        Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • aico
                                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 14748

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                                          They tried to pay me.
                                                          Now I know this story is bullshit

                                                          Comment

                                                          • escorpio
                                                            doesn't fuck around.
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 23483

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by aico
                                                            Now I know this story is bullshit
                                                            Why is that?
                                                            Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Matt 26z
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 18481

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                                              I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?
                                                              I would have protected my country's boarder using any means necessary within the law.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • escorpio
                                                                doesn't fuck around.
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 23483

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Matt 26z
                                                                I would have protected my country's boarder using any means necessary within the law.
                                                                What exactly would you have done to protect the good ol' U.S. of A. from these dangerous foreigners, Hoss?
                                                                Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                                Comment

                                                                • GTS Mark
                                                                  Vrume Mark
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 20912

                                                                  #33
                                                                  You did the right thing... Regardless of your political beliefs those were people who needed help. Karma will come back to pay you favors on that one

                                                                  DH

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • MarkDefacto
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                                    • 61

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would aid them and say "Abet $20 you can't drink from this lake and live"

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • rodney25
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 7090

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Basic rule: Help those who are in need.


                                                                      AFFORDABLE Hosting -- Extreme Dependability -- FULL Service

                                                                      ICQ ME for DAMN GOOD HOSTING DEALS: 5380773

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • SomeCreep
                                                                        :glugglug
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 26118

                                                                        #36
                                                                        congrats

                                                                        Webair Hosting

                                                                        I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • karlcore
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 134

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America.

                                                                          This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.
                                                                          Always looking for hard link trades:
                                                                          http://www.derangedworld.net

                                                                          ICQ: 277163851
                                                                          AOL/Yahoo/ MSN/GoogleTalk IM: e-mail me first to be added

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • bobby666
                                                                            boots are my religion
                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 21765

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i would have sent them back to the usa where they came from

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Drake
                                                                              Hello world!
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 12508

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I would have done the same. They're people.

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • escorpio
                                                                                doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 23483

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by karlcore
                                                                                This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.
                                                                                The water is a fetid desert lake. One look at it would tell you not to drink it, even if you were illiterate and unable to read the signs posted in english and spanish.
                                                                                Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • WebairGerard
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 8113

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  honestly I would help them too. They are human beings in need.

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • escorpio
                                                                                    doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 23483

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by karlcore
                                                                                    Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America.

                                                                                    This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.
                                                                                    Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.
                                                                                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • DEA - banned for life
                                                                                      V.I.P.
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 7886

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • escorpio
                                                                                        doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 23483

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by DEA
                                                                                        i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud
                                                                                        God damn it, why didn't I think of that?
                                                                                        Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • karlcore
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 134

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                          Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.

                                                                                          The website URL you posted does discuss the bad quality of the water, but the pictures on that URL also don't demonstrate - as you suggest - that all you have to do is LOOK at the lake and tell the water is bad.

                                                                                          Given that, how the fuck could someone who has NEVER been there before know that the water is undrinkable?

                                                                                          And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites? I'd think if the place stank so bad, nobody would want to go there.
                                                                                          Always looking for hard link trades:
                                                                                          http://www.derangedworld.net

                                                                                          ICQ: 277163851
                                                                                          AOL/Yahoo/ MSN/GoogleTalk IM: e-mail me first to be added

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • Scootermuze
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                                            • 4513

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Shoulda sent em on to Haliburton.. I'm sure they can use a few more illegals..

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • aztecboi2003
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                              • 1155

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by karlcore
                                                                                              And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites?
                                                                                              He said he's doing catch and release.
                                                                                              Smoking Girl Fetish
                                                                                              Petite Ashley

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • escorpio
                                                                                                doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 23483

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by karlcore
                                                                                                The website URL you posted does discuss the bad quality of the water, but the pictures on that URL also don't demonstrate - as you suggest - that all you have to do is LOOK at the lake and tell the water is bad.

                                                                                                Given that, how the fuck could someone who has NEVER been there before know that the water is undrinkable?
                                                                                                Because anybody with any outdoor experience knows not to drink water without treatment, especially desert lakes. Here's a little article to clue you in.

                                                                                                http://www.hikerscorner.com/water.html

                                                                                                Originally posted by karlcore
                                                                                                And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites? I'd think if the place stank so bad, nobody would want to go there.
                                                                                                It's because of the water quality (or lack of) that makes it such a good place to fish as it is catch-and-release, allowing the bass and sunfish to grow large and populate. People go there because we don't have many options in this area and it's not as bad as I may have led you to think by describing it as "fetid". Like most desert lakes it is a cross between a mud puddle and a swamp, and only a couple of the more swampy areas stink.


                                                                                                Now my question to you...is it that hard to believe that two lost and thirsty border jumpers might ask the guy with a fishing pole and a 7-UP his hand if that cooler contains any beverages he might wish to sell before falling to their knees and drinking from a bad water source?
                                                                                                Unvaxxed, still alive.

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • E$_manager
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                  • 13557

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  i would have been afraid first, then think, then help. Why not?
                                                                                                  Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks!
                                                                                                  Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • aico
                                                                                                    Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 14748

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                                    Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.
                                                                                                    Why is it hard to believe? You met and helped them. That lake is fine to drink enough to fight dehydration, specially for a mexican who drinks shitty parasite infested water all day long.

                                                                                                    Your story is total bullshit, all you wanted was to start a stupid illegal immigrant argument, one of your favorite things to argue about.

                                                                                                    No one bit into your attempt, so your idea didnt work.

                                                                                                    Get over it.

                                                                                                    The only idiot is you, just because they were Mexican, it's kind of fucking racist of you to assume they are illegal aliens don't you think? Mexicans can't go for a hike at a lake and get lost? They automatically got to be illegals? Fucking racist.

                                                                                                    Oh wait, let me guess, you asked for their greencards too...

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...