Type of girls (funny)

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  • Judas_Hansen
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 520

    #1

    Type of girls (funny)

    HARD-DISK Girls:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Girls:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


    WINDOWS Girls:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


    SCREENSAVER Girls:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


    INTERNET Girls:
    Difficult to access.


    SERVER Girls:
    Always busy when you need her.


    MULTIMEDIA Girls:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.


    CD-ROM Girls:
    She is always faster and faster.


    E-MAIL Girls:
    Out of every ten things she says, nine are nonsense.


    VIRUS Girls:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

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  • Zester
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 5344

    #2
    funny stuff
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    • boner 2.0
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2004
      • 10970

      #3
      Funny

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      • fl_prn_str
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 5736

        #4

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        • tranza
          ICQ: 197-556-237
          • Jun 2003
          • 57559

          #5
          Hahahahahaha... Funny!
          I'm just a newbie.

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          • Libertine
            sex dwarf
            • May 2002
            • 17860

            #6
            Lame. Very lame.
            /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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            • SinSational
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2004
              • 1723

              #7
              Originally posted by punkworld
              Lame. Very lame.

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              • woj
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                • Jul 2002
                • 47880

                #8
                heh heh
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                • BoNgHiTtA
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 2176

                  #9
                  Man, that was so not funny.

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                  • LittleSassy
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                    • May 2005
                    • 7402

                    #10
                    old joke...but still good!

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                    • Homer
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 6780

                      #11
                      thats crazy

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                      • Big Red Machine
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 9586

                        #12
                        LOL.....good stuff

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                        • Judas_Hansen
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 520

                          #13
                          Originally posted by punkworld
                          Lame. Very lame.
                          OH - I forgot - In your case replace "girl" with "homo" and "she" with "he" - then you will understand - or not

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                          • Big Red Machine
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 9586

                            #14
                            How about the "Ideal girl" = The Real Doll always ready for Sex, NO Nagging ,No Shopping , No Talking during the game, and she doesn't ask how you "FEEL" lol

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                            • Libertine
                              sex dwarf
                              • May 2002
                              • 17860

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Judas_Hansen
                              OH - I forgot - In your case replace "girl" with "homo" and "she" with "he" - then you will understand - or not
                              Whoa there? PMSing today, I take it?
                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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