The proof is in the pudding!!
XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER!
You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions!
Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode.
Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods.
Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it.
Instant Magic Porn Alamode.
You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV.
My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all.
So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life.
Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!
XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER!
You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions!
Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode.
Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods.
Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it.
Instant Magic Porn Alamode.
You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV.
My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all.
So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life.
Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!
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