who wants to give me $500k?

**Manowar** · 05-13-2005, 09:11 AM

do you accept paypal?

**Just_Dave** · 05-13-2005, 09:11 AM

oh me me me

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Manowar

do you accept paypal?

yes, but i prefer epass

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Just_Dave

oh me me me

i will send you my wire information shortly once i review all other candidates as well

**QuaWee** · 05-13-2005, 09:13 AM

do you take food stamps?

**Just_Dave** · 05-13-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

i will send you my wire information shortly once i review all other candidates as well

nice

**Pleasurepays** · 05-13-2005, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes.

who is interested?

please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information

will you offer "full service" for an even mil?

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by QuaWee

do you take food stamps?

that depends, they must be redeemable at Jimmy's chicken and ribs or else i wont really have use for them

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

will you offer "full service" for an even mil?

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands

**Just_Dave** · 05-13-2005, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands

that is cute

**Tytan** · 05-13-2005, 09:18 AM

no, but can I give you a smack in the face?

**GiantGnome** · 05-13-2005, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands

what about while in public? Say at the mall.

**Nylz** · 05-13-2005, 09:20 AM

What about sex?

**sickkittens** · 05-13-2005, 09:21 AM

Just buy a really good printer and print this 1000 times. No one will know the difference.

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Tytan

no, but can I give you a smack in the face?

i usually pay big hairy women to do that for me on saturdays

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

what about while in public? Say at the mall.

for an even million, the answer is yes

**DomBuyer** · 05-13-2005, 09:22 AM

izzzzzz

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by Nylz

What about sex?

there isnt enough money in the entire adult industry to make me have sex with another dude

lololol

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by sickkittens

Just buy a really good printer and print this 1000 times. No one will know the difference.

hmmm, i wonder if my HP 6100 can handle that

**MrIzzz** · 05-13-2005, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by DomBuyer

izzzzzz

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too

i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment

**Slick** · 05-13-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

yes, but i prefer epass

I'll pay you through Epass, but there's that $500 daily limit which will mean that it'll take me 1000 days to pay you off.

**Just_Dave** · 05-13-2005, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too

i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment

**DomBuyer** · 05-13-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too

i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment

Best I can offer you is TorontoEscorts.com.

Wait, Juicy would prefer that. Let me hold that for him.

**Chris** · 05-13-2005, 01:05 PM

hit me up with wire detials
116-999-839

**Homer** · 05-13-2005, 01:05 PM

nice deal

**D-Money** · 05-13-2005, 01:09 PM

Sounds like a great deal for any investor.

Do you share the remote?

**GiantGnome** · 05-13-2005, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by D-Money

Sounds like a great deal for any investor.

Do you share the remote?

Now that is asking a lot!

**Hank_Heartland** · 05-13-2005, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes.

who is interested?

please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information

MrIzzz, I can make a berr offer than that, come on

**Shaft_1971** · 05-13-2005, 01:59 PM

I do, I do, I do

Please pick me and I'll send you the money

**Dalai lama** · 05-13-2005, 02:00 PM

I only want it all.

**blueb8llz** · 05-13-2005, 04:48 PM

hahahahaah u fuuny

**Pete-KT** · 05-13-2005, 04:51 PM

Can i pay you in foodstamps?

**sonofsam** · 05-13-2005, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

yes, but i prefer epass

i could handle the transaction.. i happen to have 500k in my epass.. okay so just paypal me 500k and i'll epass izz the 500k... alright? cool sounds like a plan

**JFK** · 05-13-2005, 04:53 PM

I'm cashing in all my pop bottles to come up with the money...........Hold on I'm comin

**$5 submissions** · 05-15-2005, 04:57 PM

Build a site, bro. That SaveTobe site proves that this cyber solicitations work. LOL

who wants to give me $500k?

who wants to give me $500k?

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