Bah! Disciplining children with physical or mental methods is completely outdated! Instead buy the Time Out Stool with the convenient built-in timer so the child can learn to discipline itself!
?Tired of being a parent but still hoping that billy or little sallie will turn out half decent, not getting anyone pregnant or getting pregnant themselves while still in junior high? Then this product is for you! Just set the timer, tell them to get their asses on the stool then when the time is up BZZZZZT, they know to get off the damn thing and can go off being total assholes again. Eventually they'll learn to set the timer themselves and be completely self-disciplined, taking you out of the picture all together!?
This is the BEST product of the 21st century and if you haven?t bought one yet for your child you are simply a communist.