Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

10 - That would be extremely stupid
1 - no, actually you can't

hahah, that's great

This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless.
Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war,
is not the rounds of fire,
the noise of our burst,
nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count.
We will hit.

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses,
its strengths,
its parts,
its accessories,
its sights and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against
the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready,
even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will.

Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy,
but Peace.

gotta show this to the wife

details, details ...
it's still funny esp. if - like me - you don't know the first thing about guns n' ammo.

thats good stuff

i enjoyed that

A well-placed .22 (or a double tap, since there isn't as much recoil or flip to deal with) kills much more effectively than a sloppy 44.

Not that'd I'd reccommend it, for a serious shooter.. but someone who doesn't practice a lot will definitely have better luck with the .22. The higher capacity and cheaper ammo also means more practice in the long run, which helps shooters of all levels.

And you _can_ buy a handgun silencer, it's just illegal in the states. You definitely can buy them, however.

thats funy