WTF? Ice cream man calls kid FAT and attacks him?

**$5 submissions** · 05-11-2005, 02:26 PM

Using violence to deal with a confrontation, outside of self-defense, is quite unacceptable.

**After Shock Media** · 05-11-2005, 02:27 PM

Customer relations tips from willy wonka

You do remember what happened to nearly all of those kids right?

**Downtime** · 05-11-2005, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

Using violence to deal with a confrontation, outside of self-defense, is quite unacceptable.

I agree completely, but the story did make me laugh.

**After Shock Media** · 05-11-2005, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

Using violence to deal with a confrontation, outside of self-defense, is quite unacceptable.

Your right, he should of limited himself to sodomizing the fucker with a popcicle.

**$5 submissions** · 05-11-2005, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Lord of the fungi

Customer relations tips from willy wonka

You do remember what happened to nearly all of those kids right?

Oh shoot, you're right L of the F. Varuca Salt got skooled proper!

The Oompa Loompas were cool though.

**SykkBoy** · 05-11-2005, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

(Note: Search is not showing up to date archive. I'm not sure if this has been posted before... so ease up, haterz

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http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/trib.../s_333110.html

A Good Humor man was served 18 months' probation Tuesday for losing his cool with a foul-mouthed teenager.

Nazzareno Didiano, 44, stopped dishing out peanut butter bars and Blue Bunnies last May 12 and began pummeling a pudgy-faced Bloomfield teen during a meltdown.

Note: He wasn't exactly displaying GOOD HUMOR at the time. Perhaps, he should look into getting customer relations tips from these following people:

well, now we know what DarkJedi does for a day job...

**Lee** · 05-11-2005, 02:29 PM

I saw this thread title and nearly fell off the chair laughing.

**polish_aristocrat** · 05-11-2005, 02:30 PM

actually kids in todays world very rarely have the proper respect to the elders

**$5 submissions** · 05-11-2005, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by Lord of the fungi

Your right, he should of limited himself to sodomizing the fucker with a popcicle.

Lol, interesting way to "cool down" a situation

**$5 submissions** · 05-11-2005, 02:32 PM

Perhaps the TV movie drama based on this unfortunate event will feature the young "Taxi Driver"-era Robert De Niro as the Ice Cream guy.

"You talking to me? You talking to me? There's no else here?"

"You want Rocky Road? I'll GIVE you Rocky Road, PUNK"

LOL

**nico-t** · 05-11-2005, 02:33 PM

"I told him he didn't need any ice cream anyway because he's fat," said Didiano.

right on! Didiano for president

**After Shock Media** · 05-11-2005, 02:34 PM

Seriously the ice cream dude should claim temporay insanity.
One of my ex girl friends used to drive an ice cream truck and I did a ride along with her. Besides the annoying foul mouthed lil mini ass holes running about screaming, hiding around the truck, and their sheer inability fucking count. You have to put up with the theme song from the sting playing over and over again all day, in a hot fucking van in the middle of summer where you never really get to sit down for more than a few seconds.

I about snapped 2 hours into it.

**$5 submissions** · 05-11-2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Lee

I saw this thread title and nearly fell off the chair laughing.

LOL

It's hard to keep the pimp hand in check when you're pimping ice cream under an angry summer sun.

**Screaming** · 05-11-2005, 07:47 PM

kids are rude these days for the most part

**Spunky** · 05-11-2005, 07:48 PM

That will teach those hungry lil fuckers

**robbyd** · 05-11-2005, 07:49 PM

haha

**reynold** · 05-11-2005, 09:53 PM

"It's Scrumdiddlyumptious!" I enjoyed watching that!

**Babagirls** · 05-11-2005, 09:58 PM

this thread is making me laugh so fuckin hard LMAO

**runaway** · 05-12-2005, 07:48 PM

that was so not good humor

**bringer** · 05-12-2005, 07:52 PM

"The teen's mother said she's satisfied with the verdict, but complained that her son is now self-conscious about his weight."

take him to mcdonalds bitch, im sure he'll feel better then

WTF? Ice cream man calls kid FAT and attacks him?

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